By Maggie Koerth-Baker at 3:59 pm Tue, Sep 7, 2010
I find this site, full of coloring-book images of dinosaurs altered into pretentious cool kids, incredibly charming.
Thanks to the awesome Ashley Stubblefield!
Oh my GOD I know so many people like this. Absolute genius.
And Molly fits the cute girl playing ukulele meme, too.
These were a hoot. I’m kinda glad I’m slightly too old and WAY too uncool to actually know people like this. I’m sure deep inside they’re very nice.
These were a hoot. I’m kinda glad I’m slightly too old and WAY too uncool to actually know people like this
I don’t run into these people in real life either. I know the stereotype more from the Internet than from experience.
But these human afflictions and affectations are far from unique to hipsters.:-)
This makes Molly’s third appearance on BoingBoing, from three different editors. Not that I’m complaining, mind you.
Ornithomimid: Beaks used to be cool, before everyone started evolving them…
All it takes is smoking American Spirits and drinking PBR to be hip??
(if I smoke Basics and drink Pliny the Elder does that make me more or less hip I wonder. . .)
Tho’ all the musical references are over my head, so I guess I’m just. . .old.
(‘This volcano has no integrity’. . .hee hee!)
100 percent genius and hilarious. Reminds me of the time an old boyfriend and I were flying and we turned the airline’s kids’ coloring book into a porn rag. We laughed SO hard, our flight felt like it was about 5 minutes long.
Hipsters ruin everything.
And they always have.
I’m like, I’m like I’m a Diplodocus right?
I am supposed to have a pointy thumb to jab at fools, right?
Now! They have me walking on all fours like some chump brontosaur. . .that fucking sucks yo!
Bitch ass Paleontologists. . .
@Molly23 is awesome.
I have to say, I think the Elliott Smith Dinosaur is correct.
What? The Triassic was a horrible period of bottomed-out biodiversity bookended by the largest and second-largest mass extinctions of the Phanerozoic Eon! The Cretacious — now that was a time of plenty!
Oops … misspelled Cretaceous, same way it was ALMOST misspelled above!
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