By Ruben Bolling at 8:15 am Wed, Sep 8, 2010
Only a superhero of Garry Winton’s strength can get away with wearing TWO collared shirts at the same time.
Listen, pal. I don’t know where you get your information, but my guts are NOT 23 feet long. I had surgery.
Oh, Percy! You idiot! You always make me feel better about myself!
How to Draw Doug seems oddly true-to-life…
An excellent early webcomic, “Bruno the Bandit”, went under because the author had time in the day to draw the comic, but not to perform the relentless social-media bullshit you need to survive against all the other social media-oriented webcomics.
(And, BTW, what is Mikey so excited about there..?)
I’m pretty sure Bruno the Bandit went under because it wasn’t very good, actually.
How to Draw Doug…is that a reddit field there? Rueben Bolling…are you a redditor?
me: I’m an atheist.
him: I believe in god.
me: Defend your point.
him: The world is too complicated, interesting and beautiful to be an accident explainable by physics.
me: You are ultimately alone, a drop of protoplasm adrift in an incomprehensibly vast, utterly uncaring universe.
him: O…K. Bye.
And also, your guts are 23 feet long!
Fallacy of excluded middle, false dichotomy, appeal to reverence, etc. And yet everyone falls for it, every time! C-:
Neither of us fell for anything (shades of gray?), and we didn’t get to explore each others’ guts :(
This could be trouble. It seems that Betty is beginning to suspect that Gary Winton and Gary-Winton-Man are one and the same.
Perhaps Gary Winton can get his butler to appear as Gary-Winton-Man (he would lend the butler his green collared shirt as a disguise) and they both could appear in front of Betty at the same time, therefore alleviating her suspicions.
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