JFK's birthday cake for sale


10 Responses to “JFK's birthday cake for sale”

  1. franko says:

    he should’ve had mcdonald’s burgers, then maybe they would at least LOOKED appetizing.

  2. caipirina says:

    what’s next on ebay? Presidential poop?

  3. EH says:

    I could have swore I’ve heard about this before. Did it sell to the current owners in like the last 10 years? I don’t think I would have heard about it any other way.

  4. Webbie says:

    It’s an Entenmann’s.

  5. jenjen says:

    “spirited away” eh? That is to say stolen?

    • Karl Jones says:

      “spirited away” eh? That is to say stolen?

      “Spirited away” is said of kidnapping victims, or others taken swiftly against their interests, e.g.: “Martha Mitchell was spirited away to a private sanatorium, where she soon died.” (Or words to that effect, I forget the exact quote.)

      That cake decoration is JFK mana.

  6. Brainspore says:

    PETERMAN: Do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting after six decades in a poorly ventilated English basement?

    ELAINE: Uh, I guess I hadn’t–

    PETERMAN: Well, I have a feeling that what you are about to go through is punishment enough. Dismissed.

  7. Xenu says:

    Can I do the thumb dance while I eat it?

  8. Phikus says:

    Just wait ’til his brain re-appears for sale on ebay. It was also “spirited away” before the autopsy.

  9. allium says:

    +1 CHA, +1 LUCK while in inventory. Can be consumed for a one-time bonus of -20 food, +50 max HP, +300 radiation.

    Found in a locker in section 4D in Raven Rock.

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