Frozen pizza and frozen cookie-dough, in the same package


50 Responses to “Frozen pizza and frozen cookie-dough, in the same package”

  1. chgoliz says:

    The take-and-bake places (our local one is called “Homemade Pizza Company”, which always makes me chuckle) also offer salads, though.

    Let’s see DiGiorno pull off a frozen pizza, cookie dough, and Caesar salad combo.

  2. ManOutOfTime says:

    OMG I could actually feel myself getting fatter from just looking at that package.

  3. erg79 says:

    I can just imagine the commercial:

    Kid #1: Mom, I want pizza!
    Kid #2: No, I want cookies!
    Kid #1: Pizza!
    Kid #2: COOKIES!
    Mom: [exasperated look on her face] Why does it have to be so hard to decide?
    Voiceover: Now it doesn’t!…

  4. travtastic says:

    They should really make tiny, two-bite pizzas. They can go on top of chocolate chip cookies. Like bagel bites, but you die faster.

  5. Anonymous says:

    This…this actually makes sense to me. I’ve roasted potatoes/sweet potatoes for future use while baking other stuff. It’s an efficient use of the oven.

    Yeah, it’s packaged food, but that’s a different rant, right?

    • jackie31337 says:

      I also like it from that perspective: if I’m going to heat up the oven, I might as well bake a few things while I’m at it.

      I’ve been on the fence trying to decide whether this is horrifying or brilliant. I’m leaning toward brilliant: frozen pizza is a treat I try not to indulge in too often, so the cookies are a nice extra once in a while.

  6. aelfscine says:

    Why not just make a pizza… that’s topped with cookies! So delicious!

    • Cynical says:

      I take it you’ve never heard of Domino’s Oreo Pizza? Just doing a google image search for it is enough to give someone diabetes.

  7. Lobster says:

    Finally! No more buying two boxes like a sucker for me!

  8. Xenu says:

    This is great news for people who are on a processed foods only, high carb, high fat diet.

  9. sam1148 says:

    Interesting that people are mentioning pot. Because right behind where it says “Do not consume raw cookie dough”. Looks like a subliminable pot leaf.

  10. thecheat says:

    They (DiGiorno) also sell a “Pizza & BREADSTICKS!” pack which I think makes more sense. I don’t mind their pizza but the breadsticks are a little gross. But I love me some carbs… now I’m on a no carb diet and it’s sad. :(

  11. Jack says:

    I hear that if you send in 10 proof-of-purchases you get a free “I Give Up on Life!” t-shirt.

  12. adamnvillani says:

    U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!

  13. Rob Cruickshank says:

    Note the 3 separate warnings to cook the cookie dough! Why can’t they just face reality, and clean up whatever it is that makes doing what they damn well know we’re going to do anyway, a bad idea?

  14. Slappy says:

    I saw that the last time I was at the store. They also have the the pizza packaged with boneless buffalo wings and one with boneless honey BBQ wings.

  15. Anonymous says:

    Soon to be conveniently available at your favorite Medical Marijuana dispensary.

  16. Anonymous says:

    To quote a recent Toothpaste For Dinner:

    “Legalize Weed — Tax Pizza”

  17. Rob Beschizza says:


  18. fnc says:

    “Are YOU tired of being a slave to the ‘two box’ system?”

  19. Anonymous says:

    Makes perfect sense to me when I first saw it. I’ve already got the oven heated up. While the family enjoys the Digiorno the desert will be baking.

    Of course my wife didn’t agree.

  20. Emo Pinata says:

    Gross. Like there needed to be another reason to avoid Digiorno’s standard fair – tollhouse cookies.

    I dislike all frozen pizza, but I do love me some raw processed cookie dough. Nostalgia at its best!

  21. skysky says:

    Great idea or the greatest idea???

  22. Wendy Blackheart says:

    Well, considering this IS what I buy for a weekend of smoking weed already, its nice that they put it together in one box, in one place. It will mean that much less time blowing my high while wandering around a supermarket in confusion wondering what the hell is going on, why everything is so shiny, and becoming fascinated with the idea of making brussels sprouts instead.

  23. billstewart says:

    Is this tied in to the “Walmart of Weed” article posted a bit later today? Just about enough time to bake a frozen pizza?

  24. mappo says:

    Thanks, Meat Cat!

  25. ariel says:

    Now you can eat cookie dough while you wait for your pizza to cook. Genius!

  26. Anonymous says:

    Great idea! Obviously the next iteration will also include some antacid tabs, and a blood glucose monitoring strip.

  27. akbar56 says:

    My local take and bake sells pizza’s and cookie dough, so me thinks this is just the frozen pizza people just trying to jump on those customers.

  28. litcritter says:

    I’m just glad the cookies aren’t hand-tossed as well.

  29. waldowv says:

    God Bless America and our delicious and convenient freedom!

  30. NegativeK says:

    I’m waiting for them to skip directly to a bucket of lard, a packet of sugar, and a packet of salt.

    That will be the day.

  31. hassenpfeffer says:

    Does it come with a frozen dime bag too?

  32. Baron Karza says:

    We’re doomed.

  33. Boeotian says:

    Whoever thought of this had a serious case of the munchies

  34. Anonymous says:

    yeah, we have that here in Spring Green, WI. I thought it was just a new normal product, or perhaps I would have posted it somewhere LOLz.
    Personally, I don’t care. I do like DiGiorno pizza, but I won’t buy this. I’m sure the pizza is smaller to fit in that box, for one thing. Besides which, I rarely buy cookies. Also, I don’t see even remotely how cookies and pizza go together.

  35. Anonymous says:

    Now available in every state where medical marijuana is legal.

  36. Anonymous says:

    This, a couple Lazy Forever’s and a defibrillator are all I’ll need for a romantic Valentine’s Day!

  37. CarnyTrash says:

    Take and Bake places usually sell cookie dough, too.

  38. boxlightbox says:

    Its not delivery, its diabetes! – fiancé’s wisdom

  39. horsepj says:

    “Save yourself from two step drudgery!”

  40. Anonymous says:

    made by nestle _tollhouse_ which means madhouse in german. no further questions.

  41. Anonymous says:

    They commented on this as one of the most exciting financial news of the week in a Morningstar video.

  42. Anonymous says:

    Do they take the same amount of time to cook? If yes, that is great. If no, you are a failure.

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