This old catalog page from lingerie pioneer Frederick's of Hollywood features a variety of products that will help you make your butt larger and more symmetrical, prompting me to wonder if there was an age in which women looked anxiously over their shoulders into the mirrors at the Frederick's store and asked, "Does this make my ass look small?"
I write books. My latest is a YA science fiction novel called Homeland (it's the sequel to Little Brother). More books: Rapture of the Nerds (a novel, with Charlie Stross); With a Little Help (short stories); and The Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow (novella and nonfic). I speak all over the place and I tweet and tumble, too.