Cockfighting rooster kills California man


67 Responses to “Cockfighting rooster kills California man”

  1. Gabriel C. says:

    Cockbath, FTW!

  2. querent says:

    In before anyone values human life above that of “animals.”

    Humans are animals. :)

    • t3knomanser says:

      Humans are animals, but my genes are far more invested in the health and well-being of humans than other animals.

      In any case, this is hilarious. I imagine after slaughtering him, the cock spit in his face.

  3. mbdrake says:

    A very restrained headline, Boing Boing. If this were a tabloid (except the UK’s Daily Mail who would probably complain that the guy wasn’t paying tax on the razor blades or something), I would imagine it would have actually read:

    “Californian guy killed by cock”

    in big bold letters, enticing the curious to read on.

    That said, I’m increasingly reading about instant karma and that of animals extracting their revenge on clueless humans. Forget “Rise of the Machines”, it’s more of a “Rise of the Cocks”.

    With those bad puns out in the open, I bid you adieu..

  4. Prometeopr says:

    That’s one rooster that is not going into a pot of boiling water. The first truly killer rooster in history.

  5. EH says:

    I’m pretty sure putting spurs on a gamecock is against the law.

  6. Brainspore says:

    The man was provoked into that fight. The rooster was making taunting noises which clearly called his courage into question.

  7. Godfree says:

    @ William George:


  8. nox says:

    I saw cockfighting in rural Thailand recently. They actually tied back the talon to prevent them from damaging each other and separated them once one lost.

    Not sure if the razor blades come out eventually.

  9. duop says:

    Revolting cock kills man

  10. Jack says:

    I think in this case, the chicken definitely came first. *rimsohot*

  11. Anonymous says:

    Well, he sure cocked that one up!

  12. Johnny Cat says:

    “Fill yer hands, you sonofabitch!”

  13. Anonymous says:

    There’s a Mexican song about something like this. The song is by Legendary singer Vicente Fernández, here are the lyrics in Spanish:

  14. Andrea James says:

    “Angry bird goes on destructive rampage upon seeing pigs.”

  15. Anonymous says:

    “I gotta go back in? I say, that’s a joke son, that’s a joke.”

  16. Counterglow says:

    A little cock can be a dangerous thing.

  17. Oren Beck says:

    Having lived in an area that allowed cockfighting it was well known how dangerous some gamecocks can be if you get on their bad side. Or even just too close. They’re a VERY easily spooked, not at all caring of or for humans at all sort of bird. Totally not even comparable to the bird in recent TV ads that’s got no nuggets. If you’ve ever had a bred fighter take a run at you? It might forever change your perception of birds in general.

    In theoretical concept- breeding for fighters is supposed to be over and there “should be” no more of their kind around by one reading of such laws. In reality? there’s several bloodlines of damned dangerous birds still around quite legally depending on state laws.

    I’d not suggest underestimating what even an unbladed bird can do to an unsuspecting human or animal. If the bird’s survived a few fights? Being around it if it’s got blades strapped on is edging into Darwinbaiting even if you think you “know” that bird as they’re not like a dog trainable to respect it’s handler! Let’s be honest here..humans setting animals upon each other as a dubious entertainment should be suspected of being sociopaths.

    In many cases we called it the Serial Killer Trifecta. Bedwetting of psych basis+Cruelty to animals+Pyromania. That grouping being a very high correlation to Mental Pathologies often strongly ending up criminally violent. The connection to the original article? Looking at the demographics of what sort of person is into animal fighting as entertainment should say a lot.

    I’d go so far as to say perhaps the animals are more ethical than the humans due to a lack of pretending any claim to well- anything beyond bloodlust.

  18. Anonymous says:

    Californian Cock Killed by Own Cock

    Or do you guys not use “cock” interchangeably with “stupid idiot” like we do in NZ?

    • mbdrake says:

      Yes, we use that here in Blighty to refer to stupidity as well as referring to it as the male member. If anything the double meaning gives it more potency..

      • george57l says:

        I don’t know about more potency but it sure made it stand out.

        But as well as cock for stupid idiot, we have ‘cocked up’ as in messed up, made a mistake:

        “Cock cocked up cock, died.”

    • Anonymous says:

      Or do you guys not use “cock” interchangeably with “stupid idiot” like we do in NZ?

      Not generally used in the USA. We do call people dicks or dickheads, and in a few regions you’ll occasionally hear someone refer to something as being “cocked up”, but we don’t call people cocks, and even if we did it would mean someone we didn’t like, not necessarily someone stupid.

      In the USA people who are called dicks or assholes are people who have objectionable personalities or personal habits, they aren’t necessarily also stupid. A knucklehead, bonehead or “stupid fuck” is what we generally call someone stupid.

  19. Anonymous says:

    Clearly a candidate for a Darwin!

  20. Frank S. says:

    Interesting. A human harms an animal and boingboing’s comments are full of condemnation. A animal kills a human and it is full of bad jokes.

    • MrJM says:

      I’m sure the tide will turn just as soon as chickens make humans fight to the death for their amusement.

    • oldtaku says:

      Yes, because the humans had some choice in the matter. The guy routinely had animals fight to the death for his amusement – when one ends up killing him instead it’s karmic payback, not a tragedy. There’s no guilt at all in joking about it.

  21. Stitch says:

    Cockfight results: Cock wins.

  22. Spikeles says:

    I’m scared enough of the humble Magpie (having been on the receiving end of quite a few swoops in my day), the idea of a bird actually decked out in razor blades coming toward me is even more terrifying.

  23. Anonymous says:

    Cock has a slash: Man dies

    (here in UK to ‘have a slash’ is to urinate)

  24. willyboy says:


  25. Anonymous says:

    “Local Cock Beats His Man”

  26. Anonymous says:

    Too bad he wasn’t wearing a Gelaskin, huh? Huh?

  27. William George says:

    Looks like his chickens…


    Came home to roost.

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  29. Anonymous says:

    Obviously, should have cock-blocked.

  30. Anonymous says:

    California Man’s Cock Revenge Kills For Years of Beatings”

  31. Anonymous says:

    Californian man killed after interjection with razor sharp cock

  32. brix says:

    Man Succumbs to Bleeding from his Cock.

  33. brix says:

    “California Man Straps Razors to Cock, Dies Of Blood Loss”

  34. Felton / Moderator says:

    Please use prudence in the presence of a possibly perilous pecker.

  35. irksome says:

    “Cock Cooks Goose.”

    Film at 11.

  36. MrJM says:

    “Chickens come home to roost. Being an old farm boy myself, chickens coming home to roost never did make me sad; they’ve always made me glad. ”
    – Malcolm X, December 1, 1963

  37. TimDrew says:

    “This cock will do You, Dude”

  38. facetedjewel says:

    Rock ‘em, Sock ‘em Cock Kills Owner

    Chicken from a Basket Puts Man in Casket

    KFC = Killer Fighting Cock

  39. Anonymous says:

    Cock fighting has various styles including putting on blades to inflict damage and death. Let’s face it a person, no matter how ignorant or insensitive, died and that is not something to joke about. The type of person who takes part in cock fighting is no different than those who stage dog fights or bull fights. But they don’t deserve to die, but I didn’t mind reading that it happened.

  40. oldtaku says:

    You insensitive bastards! There’s a real tragedy here. Five dead birds.

  41. zuludaddy says:

    Shock! Stropped Cock Hocks Boxes “Jocks” – Doc

  42. Anonymous says:

    The Deadliest Cock.

  43. Anonymous says:

    I am Pollo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

  44. aldasin says:

    He wasn’t killed by an animal so much as he was killed by very human stupidity, as an active participant. The chicken didn’t strap a knife to it’s own leg and go looking for trouble.

  45. Teller says:

    “Man, Rooster, Calf in Death Triangle”

  46. thecheat says:

    Obviously, this is a case where MORE cock blocking could have helped, rather than hindered.

  47. Anonymous says:

    Cock-A-Doodle DEATH!

  48. Anonymous says:

    Cock Pricks Dick.

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