CONTEST! Design a mind-numbingly tedious magazine, win awesome prizes from Saddleback Leather

PCIAudioCard.png UPDATE: The winners! Time to get your shoop on! We've had a lot of competitions for writers and coders at BB; this one's for the designers. The premise is simple: design the cover to a skull-crushingly boring magazine, and we'll pick out the funniest to win an expensive, heavy-duty messenger bag from Saddleback Leather. They've also provided some runner-up prizes, too, so two more winners will get leather gadget sleeves good for Kindles, iPads and tiny netbooks. Read our contest rules. Submit links to your entries in the comments.