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Rob Beschizza at 5:40 am Sun, Jun 26, 2011

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Broccoli House.jpeg Brock Davis made this delightful thing. [via Boing Boing Flickr Pool and Laughing Squid]

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  • semiotix

    Wow, sorry to hear about your first world problems, guys. I guess this broccoli thing is more important than cops “fondue-dishing” peaceful protestors at the Bruges Trilateral Commission summit, huh? Oh, let me guess… you were too busy watching The 700 Club to notice.

    Also, my broccoli treehouse is steampunk.

    • Jake0748

      Get off my broccoli, man.

  • Anonymous

    Heh, you said his name is “Brock.”

  • cinemajay

    I always imagined tiny wookies living in my broccoli.

    /no, they’re not ewoks

  • Anonymous

    I broccolike it!

  • GyroMagician

    So many stories about the wrongness of the world, then this. This is a wonderful thing. It makes me smile. If I was smaller I would live in it (and I could probably pass for a wookie ;-).

  • E Ben G

    Anybody else notice how much the broccoli looks like a brain from the side, looking to the viewer’s right? The would-be cerebellum is just a little posterior though.

    ebg

  • crayons

    Tiny tree house in broccoli? Awesome. Tiny toy food? Ridiculous and immature!

    …I’m confused.

  • Anonymous

    The best part is that it’s Brock’s broccoli treehouse.

  • bklynchris

    I am sitting in an outside cafe on the island of Naxos, Greece. And yet, I am compelled to not only read BB but to comment, “What, no jokes about the dude’s name being Brock?”. There seriously needs to be a bbA, boingboing Anonymous.

    • Antinous / Moderator

      You’re on Naxos? Are you drinking Kitron?

  • Chris Ballard

    Genius, a house you can eat.

    • knoxblox

      And sticks to pick the broccoli out of your teeth after, too!

  • Bender

    Dude is consistently clever. Great followthrough, as always.

  • arb

    Tee-hee – that would be a cubby, not a treehouse! 8^)

    (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_R._Broccoli)

  • Toff

    George H.W. Bush not allowed.

  • General Specific

    Ha! I did something similar in high school- mine was a tire swing instead of a tree house.

  • Davisdoes

    Hey we’re probably distant cousins, can I crash at your “Broccoli Tree House” tonight?

  • Sproogle

    inb4 “That seems like an impractical thing to live in because I am a very smart engineer who posts on Boing Boing.”

    • knoxblox

      What is this? A treehouse for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to play… if they can’t even fit inside the treehouse?

      Derek, this is just a small…

      I don’t wanna hear your excuses! The treehouse has to be at least… three times bigger than this!

  • Lobster

    Broccoli shall remember this injustice.

    • CognitiveDissident

      Cauliflower reply Broccoli, least no chop up, boil living, then dying Cauliflower sibling eaten.
      Hope you live long wilting shriveling life.
      Hope not vegetable torture porn, may you eaten anyway after picture?
      Noooooooooooooo!

  • Pag

    That seems like an impractical thing to live in because I am a very smart engineer who posts on Boing Boing.

    (Wait. Am I late?)

  • kawayama

    Wise words from the departing:
    Eat your greens, especially broccoli.
    And always say “thank you,”
    Especially for broccoli.

  • Jake0748

    Yeah but with that flat roof the rain is going to leak in.

    (Just pretending to be a very smart engineer who posts on Boing Boing). :)

    Oh… and I the first to notice that the name of the guy who made this is BROCK?

  • Anonymous

    Please post this to Cute Overload.

  • Cefn Hoile

    I loved this and showed the picture excitedly, without preamble, to my girlfriend.

    She’s used to me showing her amazing things from Boingboing, and she blurted out “No, oh my god, they made giant broccoli!”

    • GyroMagician

      Giant broccoli. Want. Will grow nicely next to my giant rhubarb. Then I can pretend to be tiny.

    • PaulR

      I wonder how much gram flour you would need to turn that treehouse-tree into pakora.