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Internet dude named Jon counts to 100,000 (video)

Xeni Jardin at 2:28 pm Mon, Aug 15, 2011

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  • Antinous / Moderator

    It’s about time Jon Waters put out a new film.

    • Bill

      John Waters

  • archmagetrexasaurus

    I can’t believe how long it took me to realize that that first video is over 74 HOURS long.

    • SamSam

      Yeah, I too was like “74 minutes long! That’s really long!”

      ……

  • http://www.facebook.com/graham.g.martin Graham Martin

    So did he get over 9000?

  • nosehat

    I thought the maximum length for a Youtube video was 15 minutes!!?

    I was thinking more Andy Warhol than Jon Waters myself.

    • jojowasher

      they changed it a while ago to a size limitation, its limited to 1GB, so as long as you can stretch it out…

    • Antinous / Moderator

      I thought of Jon Waters because he sounds like the Egg Lady when he starts. And there’s not that much difference between 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 and Eggs! Eggs! Eggs! Eggs! Eggs! Eggs! Eggs! Eggs! Eggs! Eggs!

      • nosehat

        Ah ha!  Right you are.

  • http://twitter.com/MartianEmpress Rezeya Montecore

    Wonder Showzen already did it! Granted they, um, may have skipped a few numbers. O;) 

  • GuyInMilwaukee

    Now if he was reading out pi I would have watched longer.

  • Oskar

    I skipped to the end of the of the second video, and he missed 99991. He went straight from 99990 to 99992. He looks like he’s about to pass out, so not so weird. Bummer dude, having gone for 70+ hours and wiffing it in the top ten (though presumably he’s missed a bunch of them earlier).

    • http://www.linkedin.com/in/kenahoo Ken Williams

      He also went from 243 to 245.

  • dculberson

    It was better than cats.

  • http://thebeatdown.disqus.com Franklin

    I liked the part where he was counting

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/5OQFBZ26C3VQ5ONGZGDBDY4BUU Mark A

    I also know all the numbers but I don’t show off.

  • http://www.matthewpetty.com/ Matthew Petty

    That 80′s B&W film ‘Nothing Lasts Forever’ had a guy on a treadmill counting to a million in German.

  • http://nerdynothings.com Noah Nickels

    I knew a guy like this, he took me out to his shed to show me some “puppets”. They were made of human skin and popsicle sticks. And to think that guy could only reach 47,184. Imagine what THIS guy’s “puppets” are made of.

  • http://www.facebook.com/maxsmouha Max Smouha

    soy de nicaragua y yo no entiendo este video. nadie puede traducir este video para mi? gracias.

  • wrybread

    Wow, all that work and the sound isn’t synced, and the video quality is really bad. Someone get this guy a producer…

    I guess that’s what sequels are for.

    That being said, awesome. I could see this in SF Moma (or wherever) in a dark room, being projected on a wall. Its as good as anything I’ve seen there, and I don’t mean that insultingly to SF Moma.

  • jeligula

    Sounds like OCD to me.  Just because the numbers are there does not mean that you have to count them.

    • Pip_R_Lagenta

      How do we know the numbers are there if we don’t count them?

  • J Qualmann

    Confirmed what Oskar said.  He missed 99 991.

    • http://twitter.com/mikescottiskiff Mike Scott

      he should start again.

  • willyboy

    I had to stop at 68

  • jimkirk

    Reminds me of Jonathan Borofsky, an artist who, when he’s not creating art, is writing down numbers.  Hundreds of notebooks full of consecutive integers.  He signs his work with whatever number he was currently up to.  I went to an installation of his and it was the strongest feeling of being inside someone’s head I’ve ever had.

    http://www.borofsky.com/

  • .

    Announcer: And now, Yakko Warner sings all of the words in the

    English language!

    Yakko: Aardvark, abating, abet, abdicating

    Abandon, abase and abreast

    Ablaze and ablution, abhor and abusion

    Abbreviate, abbey, abscessed.

    Abduct and ablation, abridge and abrasion

    Abash and abrupt and abride

    Abscond and absentia, absent, abstentia

    Abdomen, ably, abide.

    Abominable, abrogate, absolute, absent

    Absorbent, abstention, abstraction

    Absurd and abundant, abusive, abutment

    Acacia, academy, action.

    Accede and accost and accept and across

    And accompany, acre, accord

    Accomplish, account and accrue and amount

    Acrimonious, active, adored.

    Adrenaline, adulate, adder and advocate

    Advertise, adverse, abrade

    Advice, adversarial, advent and aerial

    Affluent, after, afraid.

    Dot : Well, there it is: Yakko Warner now well under way in singing

    all the words in the English language. I’m Dot Warner. With

    me is Dick Button. Dick, a good start?

    Dick : Oh, yes, Dot — a marvelous start to what is a difficult,

    difficult routine.

    Dot : Stay tuned, and we’ll be back to bring you the whole thing.

  • .

    Yakko: Level and levity, lewd and longevity

    Libel, libation, Lanai

    Lithium, litigate, legal, legitimate
    Liberty, levy and lie.

    Dot : Welcome back. Yakko’s now at the L’s as he tries to sing all

    the words in the English language. A slight mistake at the

    F’s — here’s what it looked like:

    Yakko: Facial and faction and fractal and fraction

    And fraudulent, fragrant, frappé

    Frankincense, frankish and frakisish, frashhh…

    Shoot! Yada yada flambé!

    Dick : Now, that mistake could have proved costly for Yakko, but he

    recovered beautifully.

    Dot : Now let’s watch as Yakko continues with the L’s.

    Yakko: Libation and libertine, limited, limousine

    Limpid and limbo and lime

    Lima and lipid and literature, liquid

    And listing and liter and line.

    There’s lobby and loading and loathsome and loaning

    And logo and then locomotion

    There’s lotus and lottery, lobo, lobotomy

    Logic and loosen and lotion.

    Lozenge and lubber and lucky and lover

    And lullaby, lumber and luke

    Luster and luscious and lunatic, lustrous

    And lurking and lunar and lute.

    Dot : Yakko’s now about halfway through all the words in the English

    language. Dick Button and I will be back with more.

  • .

    Yakko: Zachary, Zanzibar, zappy and zamindar

    Zillion and ZIP code and Zen

    Zany and zoning and zeal and zirconium
    Zodiac, zombie, ze-in.

    Dot : Yakko Warner, now moments away from having sung all the words

    in the English language. Dick Button, is he going to make it?

    Dick : If it was anyone else, I’d say no, but he’s young, he’s

    resilient; we’ll just have to see.

    Yakko: Zigging and zagging and zealous and zebra

    And zenith and zap and zaffer

    Zeppelin and zipper and zephyr and zither

    Then zinc and zombini

    And zoo and zucchini

    And Zulu and Zorro

    Then zit and zamoro

    And zero and zoom and… ugh!

    Dot : Guess not!

    Yakko: Wait!

    …Zaire!

    Dot : He did it! Yakko Warner has just sung all the words in the

    English language!

    Dick : Hey, congratulations, Yakko.

    Yakko: Thanks, Dick.

    Dick : Join us next time, when Yakko Warner will sing all of the

    numbers above zero. Goodnight

  • jimkirk

    Also this:  http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Hundred-Song/dp/B001INUDXC

    Thank you, Flanders & Swann

  • 秀平 月

    I had a routine where I’d count from 1 to 100.

    Quite the party trick back in kindergarten.

  • http://www.bartgrootveld.com Bart Grootveld

    High five if you watched the whole movie!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Cliff-Mintzer/100000948414919 Cliff Mintzer

    He skipped 244.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mike-Christensen/676694755 Mike Christensen

    He should have put a Rick Roll in around 37,000 or so..  That would definitely have gotten me.

  • fishman23

    Thees guys did a vid about counting to a trillion it’s pretty funny

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA-Esmx-St8&sns=em

  • thethethe

    See the video above. DJ Mayonnaise Hands did this bit like 4 years ago.