WikiLeaks fundraiser auction includes "Julian Assange's Prison Coffee, Signed and Fingerprinted."


14 Responses to “WikiLeaks fundraiser auction includes "Julian Assange's Prison Coffee, Signed and Fingerprinted."”

  1. Draxlith says:

    Why a fingerprint? So I can compare it to existing known Assange fingerprints to be sure it’s authentic?

  2. foobar says:

    What’s the little packet he’s actually signed? Desiccant?

    • Draxlith says:

      I think that *is* the sachet of coffee, they have just put real coffee in the background for flair.

      I came to this conclusion when I started to wonder why in the hell a prison would be giving inmates whole coffee beans in burlap(?) sacks.

  3. Junior says:

    He smuggled the coffee out of prison?  As opposed to putting it in his pocket and keeping it?

    Dude really does see himself through a certain lens.

  4. Gyrofrog says:

    Buy it and give it to the McDonald’s Coners. “Magic Christian”-style.

  5. Scratcheee says:

    I hope he didn’t smuggle it out “Walken style,” like that kid’s dad’s watch.

  6. Antinous / Moderator says:

    Antiquarians will now have to decide whether to label these collectibles assangerie or assangiana.

  7. Nicholas Naughton says:

    If I ever ended up in prison, I would hope they provided whole bean coffee.  How many cigarettes would be needed for trade to get a grinder and a french press?  

  8. egocentrik says:

    _ luckily they put no saw hidden in a cake up for sale on ebay. naff stuff.

  9. blipmusic says:

    Kopi Assange? I’d rather not.

  10. Lobster says:

    One of these days, Assange is going to realize that WikiLeaks made headlines because of the leaks, not because of him. 

  11. Tell that to the MSM which made HIM the story over the cables lol! Guess gossip sells better then serious news!

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