My friend John Edgar Park took the Moustair fad to another level, or five.

This gadget does exactly as promised: it looks like a thumbdrive (sort of) and fries the circuitry of any computer it’s plugged into. It’s made from camera flash parts, is charged with a standard AA battery, and delivers a 300V zap of DC destruction to the port for all your USB-murdering needs. Note that this […]

The Cobham catalog, exposed by The Intercept, features countless pages of surveillance gadgets sold to U.S. police to spy on American citizens: tiny black boxes with a big interest in you. In the creepily bland feature lists and nerdy product names is a whisper of a dark future; perhaps darker than anyone can imagine.

This image depicts the most commonly-found stylesheet colors on the web’s top sites—Paul Hebert did an amazing amount of analysis and this is just one of the intriguing visualizations he came up with. Most of these are obvious staples, especially HTML red and blue, though it’s interesting how far the blue “cluster” is from the […]

These days, there’s definitely no shortage of touchscreen gloves available, but the key is finding ones that consistently work well. These iGloves Touchscreen Gloves are super reliable, and are on sale for just $11.99.Super comfortable and functional, these gloves will keep your hands warm and still let you use any touchscreen, from phones to tablets. The iGloves’ […]

The Black Friday Mac Bundle 2.0 is one of the Boing Boing Store’s best-selling Mac bundles yet, and it’s about to come to an end. If you don’t get your copy now, here’s what you’ll be missing:This bundle comes packing 9 top-rated Mac apps in one package, at the hugely discounted price of just $23.99. […]

The Boing Boing Store’s Gift Guide is full of ideas for pretty much anyone in your life like hipster ice cub trays, Xbox controllers, Halo Boards, and even diamond necklaces. As always, all products in the Boing Boing Store come at great discounts, too. Shop by price bucket starting at under $20. Under $20:Bloxx Jumbo Ice Trays […]

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That is the most vulgar thing I’ve seen in quite awhile.

What are you going to do when recursion runs wild on you!

I look forward to the infinite zoom animated .gif in the next Hogan Moustair post.

Hulk Head Ad Infinitum. Fantastic :)

Hulkamania exists in the very quantum foam from which everything springs into being, I have always suspected this.

I think Cyriak just got an idea for his next animation…

“Steroids: They’re not just for rage and shriveled testicles anymore”?

In the vein of funny cat ladder problems:

Problem: Hulk Hogan has decided that yo dog he likes his face, so he put his face in his face so he can shave while he shaves. He shrinks his face from ear to ear so that it fits inside his moustache, with the top of the bridge of his nose ending up just underneath his moustache.

Let the height of Hulk’s face from top of nose bridge to bottom of moustache be

h, and the width of Hulk’s face from ear to ear bew. Further, let the width of the inside of Hulk’s moustache be some fraction of the width of Hulk’s face, 0 <k< 1.What is the length

Lof Hulk’s recursive moustache starting from the bottom of his original moustache?Solution: The next iteration of Hulk’s face must be multiplied in size by

kin order to fit inside his moustache. Thus, the height of the next iteration ishk. The iteration after is again multiplied in size byk, resulting in an additional height ofhk^2. Continuing, we get a sum from 1 tonofhk^n.We know that the infinite sum of

k^nfrom 0 to infinity is1/(1-k), thus the infinite sum from 1 tonofhk^nish/(1-k) – h, and so the length of Hulk’s fractal moustache isL = h/(1-k) – h.Making a substitution

u=1/hkresults in1 = huk, which proves that (rather recursively) that the length of Hulk’s recursive moustache ishuLk.Pesco Moustair

Human Centipede 3

Kill it with fire and drown the ashes with unicorn blood!!!

Unicorn blood keeps things alive even when they’re 99% dead already. Turban sold separately.

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The Hasselhoff recursion is much, much worse.