Classic Newt: the hacker army of Saddam Hussein


14 Responses to “Classic Newt: the hacker army of Saddam Hussein”

  1. Stefan Jones says:

    You know the saying “When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro?”

    Well, I find it comforting that, as crazy as the world is these days, it isn’t so crazy that it would be an advantage having a cranky loon like Gingrich as a president.

    • Paul McGibboney says:

       I don’t think so…and I’ve never heard that saying. Gingrich is far more than any cranky loon. This is serious stuff…take it that way.

  2. That_Anonymous_Coward says:

    So the modified version of this was to issue 500,000 bad home loans and cause civil unrest while profiting?

  3. soodonim says:

    How do we know this isn’t exactly what happened?

  4. Keith Kisser says:

    “Gingrich warned of a horror scenario in which Saddam HusseinCitiBank trained a hackerbanker army to cause civil unrest by issuing 500,000 American Express cards and then charging absurd fees.”

  5. xyzzy123 says:

    Next, Al Qaeda will be returning millions of magazine subscription cards, made out to people who didn’t subscribe.  The horror!

  6. Cowicide says:

    So, let’s see… this election season we’ve got:

    Romney. He’s less batshit insane than Gingrich.

    Obama. He’s less evil than Romney.

    Sounds very similar to the last presidential election.

  7. Guest says:

    Elmer FUD. That is all, folks. 

  8. Guest says:

    ROFL! Awesomesauce.

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