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David Pescovitz at 10:44 am Fri, Jul 6, 2012

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 Content Wp-Content Uploads 2012 07 Slaters-5050-100-Bacon Southern California's Slater's 50/50 has put the ham back into hamburger with its 100% ground bacon burger, topped with a bacon slice, egg, bacon cheddar, and "bacon island" sauce. It's called 'The 'merica." "Slater’s 50/50 Debuts a 100% Ground Bacon Burger"

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  • http://www.facebook.com/dreamsofkadath Frank Loonee

    … Well then it’s not a burger, is it?

    • Cowicide

      It’s now a hamburger.

    • Paul Renault

       No, THAT is a bacon sarnie!

    • http://www.nathanhornby.com/ Nathan Hornby

      Isn’t a burger just a patty of anything in a bun?

  • millie fink

    At least they got the name right. 

  • Daemonworks

    Too much bread, cheese and egg. Needs more bacon.

    • corydodt

      Exactly. “All”-bacon burger? “All”? I think not.

  • jesse caston

    50/50 chance of heart attack after eating 50 ….if your 50 …no offense

  • http://twitter.com/incarnedine_v Dan Hibiki

    Is the bun made of bacon?

  • http://twitter.com/fotozilla Joe Mahoney

    Typo —  ”Souther” sted “Southern”

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/K3K6TVK7KY6RDBJ5FG2VONKC5Q Rebecca

      a grammar nazi using bad grammar. disgrace.  try instead.

  • GregS

    I think it is necessary for someone to be pedantic and point out that the hamburger, previously known as the Hamburger sandwich, is named after the city of Hamburg in Germany, not after ham the meat. The sandwich itself was apparently invented in the United States, but it got its name from the beef patty, which was called Hamburg steak and which was brought to America from Germany by German immigrants.

    You’re welcome.

    And blame Wikipedia for any inaccuracies in the above.

    • pupdog

      So actually the Hamburger is named for Hamburg Steak, which takes ITS name from Hamburg Germany?

      I mean, if we’re going for pedantic here.

    • BombBlastLightingWaltz

      Drats, wanted to say that.

  • Jer_00

    Wow.  That is one of the least appetizing pieces of food porn I think I’ve ever seen.  It looks like something dredged out of one of HP Lovecraft’s nightmares.

    That must be one ugly burger in real life if they can’t make it look good in the promotional shots.

    • Hanglyman

      Note the knife jutting out of it. I think they had to stab it to keep it from crawling out of frame.

  • http://www.paradea.org/notes/ Teirhan

    I’m going to be honest here, that doesn’t even LOOK appetizing to me. 

    Is this it?  The sign that I am finally beginning to love healthy food!?

    wait, no, i still crave McD’s chicken nuggets.  crisis averted.

    • Cowicide

      No one can resist McNuggets on occasion.

      • http://www.paradea.org/notes/ Teirhan

         Those arms are hypnotic.

    • Hanglyman

      I think it may have something to do with how the sauce, egg and cheese look like they were haphazardly thrown in the general direction of the burger, out of a huge bucket.

      • Jer_00

        There’s also the vomit coloring of the sauce that has a vague look of Elmer’s wood glue about it.   And that how somehow they managed to make the burger look slimy.  I don’t know how you make a hamburger look like something that crawled up out of a fetid swamp, but they did it.

    • Jer_00

       Wait – I’m missing something.

      What’s the connection between “McD’s chicken nuggets” and “food”?

  • allen

    I can’t say much for this one, but I will say that Slater’s other burgers are delicious.

  • MB44

    This had to happen eventually.

  • iread2

    It comes with a side of Lucky Strikes and generous portion of crack.

    • http://twitter.com/writebastard Ian Wood

       Hey, are you gonna use your crack?

  • RJ

    “Bacon Madness!”
    If I lived near the place, I admit I’d probably try one just to see what it’s like. I’ve never had ground bacon before, but if you’re careful to press the grease out, I bet it would taste pretty good.

  • http://www.edmstudio.com futnuh

    Someone has to say it … needs more cowbell.

    Also, how can anyone over the age of 30 with even a modicum of respect for his/her body consume this? (I give the age qualifier because an inkling of mortality seems to kick in for most people around this time.)

    • Jer_00

      Meh.  If it’s something you eat every once in a while it won’t kill you any faster than a lot of other things will.

      Mind you – I’m not sure that I’d enjoy eating even one of these things.  But that’s more personal preference rather than health fear even at my advanced age of 40 :)

  • blueelm

    It looks like some one threw up on it. 

  • bcsizemo

    And as desert a BK Bacon Sundae…

  • Rickenbacker4001

    I want to see it topped off by a sesame seed pig snout. Go all balls, it’s the only to be true to the culinary arts.

  • ratkingkong

    Fat, greasy and disgusting, dubbed The ‘Merica

    Apt.

  • pjcamp

    They should call it the “Lizbeth! I’m comin’ ta join ya honey!”

  • http://www.nathanhornby.com/ Nathan Hornby

    Typo in the name, I think it’s supposed to be called, “only in ‘merica”

  • Samuel Valentine

    That. Is. Nothing. (And it should be called “The Canadian.”)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fL2A_PTJkY