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When men's sleepwear ruled the world

Cory Doctorow at 3:58 pm Thu, Jul 26, 2012

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As a committed lounger-about-in-nice-pajamas, I have long suspected that the golden age of men's sleepwear was in the past. Here I present conclusive evidence for my hypothesis.

Loungearounds! & other sleep/loungewear

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  • Antinous / Moderator

    All you need is ten dollars and a men’s wear store that’s up on its lines.

    Of coke.  Possibly laced with PCP.

  • jamois

    I’m totally with you on loungewear, but I remember Dacron. The thought of relaxing around the house while sweating and itching just makes me squirm. The design is spectacular, however. I’d kill for it in cotton!

    • http://twitter.com/Ohyran Jens Reuterberg

      Yeah… anything polyester. Why do people still buy that? Cold when its cold, too warm when its warm and always clingy and nasty. 
      Although if its good enough for goddamn Zeus its good enough for the likes of us!

      • taghag

         welcome to my one-woman campaign to defend polyester!  you’re right that some weaves and knits of polyester are uncomfortable, but camping wear ‘fleece’ is 100% polyester and keeps you nice and warm.  this is just one example of this versatile polymer hiding in comfortable fabrics.  why do i care?  polyester is super-recyclable and arguably more sustainable than natural fibers because of this.  cleverly designed clothes using polyester for thread and trim can be recycled without first dismantling.

        • http://twitter.com/Ohyran Jens Reuterberg

          Really? Honestly. Not a sarcastic “really”. I thought Polyester was really shit for the environment – perhaps I should look into it. 
          BUT if its so versatile why can’t they make a polyester-blend shirt that doesn’t make you sweat as if your trying to put out a fire in your armpits?

    • Andrew Singleton

      Agreed.

    • Boundegar

      Yea they had me until 65-35.  Those jams would feel like a hefty bag.

  • John G Bell

    I’m amused by the comment on this which says, “Oh, c’mon! Did anyone really think that a hot blooded bachelor would believe that these Zeus “Loungearounds” would be even remotely attractive to the opposite sex?” at http://retro-ads.net/v/1960s/Fashion/Men/1968_Pleetway.jpg.html

    Here are some photographs of this pajama in a bright golden yellow, probably the Athenean Copper mentioned in the ad: http://trim.ocnk.net/product/401

    But, look! The ad copy says there’s a matching toga!

    • chgoliz

      Who said anything about the opposite sex?

      • malindrome

        I believe that is what is known as “Greek-style”.

        • voiceinthedistance

          As the saying goes, “When in Athens . .  . “

  • http://twitter.com/ShoeBlogger Manolo Shoeblogger

    Zeus?  That sounds too ambitious for the sleepwear. The Manolo would prefer to don the Bacchus line of pyjamas.

  • http://2012diaries.blogspot.com/ tristan eldritch

    “One of the old Greek Gods might have parted with his last drachma for drama like this.”

    What, these guys turned themselves into effing bulls to steal people’s daughters, but pajamas they’d pay for?

  • http://lemoutan.blogspot.com/ Lemoutan

    Zooce soots?

  • chgoliz

    These pajamas are made by a division of Puritan Fashions Corp.  The mind boggles.

    • Vengefultacos

      Yeah… nothing says “fashion sense” like a Puritan.

      Does the ensemble come include a hat with a buckle on it?

  • fuzzyfuzzyfungus

    If you’ve ever had the urge to turn into a swan and get your rape on, we have a product for you…

  • malindrome

    Me hercule!

  • Editz

    What in Jupiter’s Balls?

  • timquinn

    Bloggingwear!

  • theepdinker

    I know what is going on my Xmas list!

  • robdobbs

    I would wear these to get coffee someplace in NYC. And with my Anthora cup in hand I’d be ready for my spot in Vice Magazine’s “Do” column. 

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthora

  • ujin

    Shut up and take my money$

  • http://profiles.google.com/stephen.schenck Stephen Schenck

    That ad should feature an Our-Man-Flint-era James Coburn.

    • http://www.markcrummett.com crummett

       Oh, man! I was going to say that I could totally see Derrick Flint in that!

  • Mitchell Glaser

    I think it’s the belt that really makes it. I would shoot lightning bolts out of my ass for a set of these.

  • penguinchris

    I’m not crazy about the neck, and being a dedicated thrifter I’m quite familiar with how awful Dacron is, but this design in a nice lightweight cotton with a re-worked neck I would be quite tempted by. 

  • Grey Devil

    It looks fun and really stylish, but my problem with this particular bit of sleepware is that it borders on being a bit too costume-y

    • Antinous / Moderator

      And yet, so much women’s sleepwear looks like costumes from Rocky Horror.

  • David Hall

    I think that’s Captain Murphy!

    • Felton / Moderator

      There go my nipples again!

  • Vengefultacos

    Hmm… has a Star Trek “Plato’s Stepchildren” vibe to it… young William Shatner could have rocked this with a laurel wreath in his hair.

  • http://boingboing.net/ Rob Beschizza

    Ebay reports “0 results found for zeus loungaround ” alas

  • http://twitter.com/dexitroboper dexitroboper

    At least you could look the part for the golden shower.

  • Frank Diekman

    Looks like Captain Kirk’s casual wear.

    Ah Ahh ah…bitter dregs.

  • Frank Diekman

    New band name: Zeus Loungearounds.

  • egriff5514

    I saw a guy on the London tube at Oxford Circus today in a pajama Chicken suit…

  • Rich Keller

    I’m trying to remember which nymph Zeus put the moves on when he took the form of a Johnny West action figure.

  • gerry canter

    To return to that golden age how about this Retro allinone look:
    http://www.funzee.com/funzee-range/retro-funzee