The Fifty Shades Generator is described as "a breakthrough in erotic fiction", producing passages of terrifying randomly-generated porn. The results—more a sampling of bizarre British sexual euphemisms than a commentary on the infamous novel—are really something.

  • http://theladyfingers.blogspot.com/ Ladyfingers

    Is this sourced  from Roger’s Profanisaurus?

    • http://boingboing.net/ Rob Beschizza

      I wouldn’t be surprised, the terms are all Viz-style.

      • http://theladyfingers.blogspot.com/ Ladyfingers

        I got something like “fanny like a bulldog eating porridge”  in one iteration and it made my day. Good old Viz.

  • SoItBegins

    Well, I know where half the trolls on fanfiction.net will get their sex scenes now.