Missing woman searches for self


36 Responses to “Missing woman searches for self”

  1. latelatelateshow says:

    In some cultures this would be referred to as a spiritual “SHAMANIC QUEST”

    ie;  searching for and finding oneself amidst worldly confusion

    This woman should have texted a friend that she’d made it back to the bus.
    What’s the good of having a smartphone if one doesn’t use it on a Shamanic quest?

  2. RedShirt77 says:

    Well…. Did she find herself?

    • Preston Sturges says:

      She was discovered taking continuing education classes in stained glass at the community college.  So….not yet. 

  3. Quiche de Resistance says:

    Just because you’re you doesn’t mean you’re not out to get you.

  4. Mitchell Glaser says:

    This would make a dandy emo song: I’m missing and I’m searching for myself…

  5. Okay, now THAT is hilarious!

  6. Brainspore says:

    I wonder if I could make something like this happen if I put out a reward for the capture of Dog the Bounty Hunter.

  7. Gimlet_eye says:

    If Samuel Beckett and Philip Dick collaborated on a short story….

    • swlabr says:

      Searching for yourself without knowing it… that sounds kinda like the plot of ‘A Scanner Darkly’, which is one of my favourite Philip Dick novels, and also one of the rare PKD novels which actually has a thought-out ending instead of grinding to a halt.

  8. awjt says:

    She was standing there beside herself, once was lost then was found to be her own worst enemy, whom she saw, and it was her.

  9. V says:

    Perhaps she just needed this t shirt… 

  10. bo1n6bo1n6 says:

    Not all who wander are lost.

  11. Jason Carl says:

    They said there’d be sandwiches. 

  12. JohnQPublic says:

    It’s like the scene in Indiana Jones 3 when Dr. Jones senior looks down the precipice where the tank plummeted.  Then Indy walks over and looks down too.

  13. Uhclem says:

    It’s a story straight from Rumi:

    Late, by myself, in the boat of myself, 

    no light and no land anywhere,

    cloud cover thick. I try to stay 

    just above the surface, yet I’m already under 

    and living within the ocean.

  14. KWillets says:

    At least she didn’t break up with her boyfriend first.

  15. pjcamp says:

    Philip K. Dick is dead, alas!

  16. Jose says:

    I don’t see what the big deal is.  This happens to me on an almost weekly basis.

  17. efergus3 says:

    “No matter where you go, there you are.” – Confucius

  18. The German Lars says:

    Isn’t everyone standing besides him/her/itself every now and then? I think this is a very romantic story. Hach.

  19. Martijn says:

    Has anyone considered counting before mounting a search?

  20. Guðmundur Finnsson says:

    This apparently is a picture of the lady http://shopicelandic.com/images/stories/lost-in-iceland-kvk-t-shirt.jpg

  21. DonBoy2 says:

    This is the comic opposite of Open Water.

  22. She was looking for the woman who was the daughter of the girl who was the mother of the woman.

  23. Chris Hughes says:

    She eventually found herself after looking in a mirror. LOL.

    Didn’t anybody on the trip think to do a head count first to see if everybody was present.

  24. Psst! Over there! I mean over here, sorry I forgot where I was…..

  25. Susan Alcorn says:

    Just another story of life being more interesting than fiction!

  26. “I am with stupids ->”

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