The late Apple co-founder and CEO Steve Jobs has been reincarnated as a handsome warrior-philosopher in a mystical palace floating over Cupertino, a state of affairs that the Wall Street Journal reports is "impossible to corroborate".

7 Responses to “Jobs reincarnated”

  1. Boundegar says:

    Impossible to corroborate?  Has the WSJ simply given up on fact-checking altogether?

  2. ckoerner says:

    I’m a Level 6 Laser Lotus and I didn’t hear anything about this.

  3. Wreckrob8 says:

    Just A divine being. That’s a demotion then? Must have lots of sins to repay.

  4. Dlo Burns says:

    So if he lives in a crystal palace, does that mean he should abstain from throwing stones?

  5. So that’s what the whole “Wow, wow oh wow….” last words were all about!

    Makes perfect sense now.

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