The late Apple co-founder and CEO Steve Jobs has been reincarnated as a handsome warrior-philosopher in a mystical palace floating over Cupertino, a state of affairs that the Wall Street Journal reports is "impossible to corroborate".

  • Boundegar

    Impossible to corroborate?  Has the WSJ simply given up on fact-checking altogether?

  • ckoerner

    I’m a Level 6 Laser Lotus and I didn’t hear anything about this.

  • Wreckrob8

    Just A divine being. That’s a demotion then? Must have lots of sins to repay.

    • http://www.facebook.com/postelwait Cameron Postelwait

      …our iphones weren’t made by machines…

      • Wreckrob8

        No. They are each lovingly produced by Chinese craftspeople.

  • http://daruiburns.tumblr.com/ Dlo Burns

    So if he lives in a crystal palace, does that mean he should abstain from throwing stones?

  • http://noctilucent-studios.blogspot.com/ Noctilucent Studios

    So that’s what the whole “Wow, wow oh wow….” last words were all about!

    Makes perfect sense now.