Sex in comic books, part 2

Here's artist Mitch O'Connel's second installment of silly, unintentionally sexual (and other weird) comic book art from the days of yore. (Previous installment)

Sex in Comics Part 2! The top 100 strangest, suggestive and steamy vintage comic book covers of all time!

• [Joseph Francis]

  I love how in Archie comics everyone faces forward toward ‘camera,’ (or are at worst in profile) even if they are speaking to someone in the background.

• [niktemadur]

  Archie dovetails nicely with the Army Day towel ad post a few days back.

  Go Archie, you da man!  Hello sailor!

• [10xor01]

  Heh heh, you said “beat off three other guys.”

  • [Mark_Frauenfelder]

    Heh heh, you said ‘Heh heh, you said “beat off three other guys.’”

• [Antinous / Moderator]

  When I think of sex and Archie, I generally expect to see Veronica, not Betty.

  • [Donald Petersen]

    If pressed to choose which of them was likely to be slightly more anatomically correct than a Barbie doll ‘neath the swimsuit, I’d have to hazard a Veronica guess as well.  Nothin’ to do with hair color, Betty was just written with a shortage of orifices.

• [Art]

  And beat them off he did.  Righteously and with great vigor :)

  • [niktemadur]

    Righteously and for great justice!

    • [ldobe]

      Take off Every ZIG!
      You know what you doing

• [Alpacaman]

  Judging by the angry looks on their faces, it doesn’t look like he did a very good job of it.

  Edit: Although, upon further inspection, the one in the orange shirt looks quite pleased with his end of the bargain.

• [Rusty Shackleford]

  Similar, but more disturbing:

   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZERfeh7n4Q

• [Brainspore]

  I can’t say the one with Alf is that surprising. I always thought it was disturbing for a the title character of a family sitcom to be so obsessed with pussy.

• [KBert]

  This batch is wicked…
  “Giant-Size Man-Thing”
  Marvel title!!!
  #25 of this collection.

• [VibroCount]

  http://webs.lanset.com/vibrocount/Resources/shes_expecting_a_pearl_necklace.jpg

• [Count Blastov]

  I actually own this Archie comic, found it for 2 bucks at the antique mall here in Lawrence. Te cover was certainly double-take-worthy… now it’s hanging on the wall in my front room to freak out guests as  walk through the door.

• [retepslluerb]

  I think http://mitchoconnell.blogspot.de/2012/09/sex-in-comic-part-2-top-100-strangest.html doesn’t count.  That’s a genuine porn comic, I even had an issue back in the 80s, when I was visiting Texel, Netherlands, where stuff like that was openly available. (Same with the smurf cover.)

  I love the Boing Boing header, by the way.

  http://boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/eq-teaser1.jpg

  Those two *are* a couple, right? 

• [kingluma]

  ah, I need to refresh my set of custom kindle screensavers, and using the best of these will do quite nicely

  • [retepslluerb]

    You need a jailbreak for that, don’t you?

    I wonder if the new black one can be jailbroken…

    • [kingluma]

       I have the most basic Kindle 4 (non-touch) with no ads. I used this info (and 15 minutes of my life) in order to be able to use my own images as Kindle screensavers ;
      http://members.ping.de/~sven/kindle.html
      http://blog.joschika.tk/2012/03/01/kindle-4-nt-root-access/
      http://blog.joschika.tk/2012/03/02/kindle-4nt-custom-screensavers/

      • [retepslluerb]

        Thanks. For some weird reason., all I could find how to break the Amazon DRM and claims, that a jailbroken Kindle is wonderful. 

• [sean]

  Will there be anything from Marvel’s “Giant Size Man-Thing?”

• [benher]

  Oh Mitch!!

  Seriously though, is there anything you DON’T have in your collection?