Cristian Villarreal-Castillo was found asleep on the kitchen floor of a home that was not his own: "[Deputies] believe Villarreal-Castillo entered the home through an unlocked door and was in the process of gathering items when he fell asleep." [ABC]

  • angryfrog

    Moral of the story: always take a nap before committing a crime. The more you know.

    • Antinous / Moderator

      And make sure that you’re not dehydrated or hypoglycemic. And don’t forget thyroid function tests and a testosterone level.

  • http://twitter.com/jhuinink Jim Huinink

    He obviously suffers from narcoleptic kleptomania.

    • Felton / Moderator

      That takes too long to say.  How about narcoleptomania?

  • RedShirt77

    This is what happens when the Meth wares off.  remember to take some extra meth with you on your next burglary.