Suspected burglar found asleep on floor

Cristian Villarreal-Castillo was found asleep on the kitchen floor of a home that was not his own: "[Deputies] believe Villarreal-Castillo entered the home through an unlocked door and was in the process of gathering items when he fell asleep." [ABC]

5 Responses to “Suspected burglar found asleep on floor”

  1. angryfrog says:

    Moral of the story: always take a nap before committing a crime. The more you know.

    • Antinous / Moderator says:

      And make sure that you’re not dehydrated or hypoglycemic. And don’t forget thyroid function tests and a testosterone level.

  2. Jim Huinink says:

    He obviously suffers from narcoleptic kleptomania.

  3. RedShirt77 says:

    This is what happens when the Meth wares off.  remember to take some extra meth with you on your next burglary.

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