One of the nation’s most respected polling services reports today that so-called President Donald Trump’s *disapproval* rating among Americans is now 54%. Sad!
“Music isn’t the same nowadays. Not at all. … The cuss words were bleeped out, but I’m not stupid.” Then she breaks down in tears at the memory of Vince Staples, whose “Norf Norf” she then recites. If someone doesn’t do a Christian Mom remix/cover of Norf Norf by the weekend the internet is over. […]
One day of bad polls and Trump’s feeling hopeless, telling a crowd that the November election could be “rigged” and adding that Hillary Clinton is the devil. He told a rally in Columbus, Ohio, that he had heard “more and more” that the contest would be unfair. He offered no immediate evidence. At another event […]
When you can’t wait for the world’s longest meeting to end, the mindless leg bouncing makes your boredom obvious and just annoys everybody else. Everyone knows the TPS reports need the damn cover sheet, but some sadistic colleague keeps forgetting, probably on purpose just to eat into your lunch hour. Enough is enough!While serving a […]
What could be more fun than a slingshot that shoots tiny airplanes? A slingshot that shoots tiny glowing airplanes of course! These toy planes are outfitted with ultra-bright LEDs, so you can fly all night without losing them in the trees.Whether you are a regular-sized child, or an overgrown adult one, these light-up flyers offer […]
You know the drill. You go to the dentist and they ask you how often you floss. You lie through your teeth and say, “every day!” (Bonus points if you have some cilantro or chives stuck in your gums from lunch). You don’t want to keep up the charade any longer, but rubbing that tiny strand […]