Headline of the day: "Millionaire with cocaine habit so bad his nose collapsed is jailed after police find drugs stash in the folding roof of his Bentley"

The only way this Daily Mail headline could be any better is if the millionaire were from space.

A millionaire cocaine addict who retired abroad at the age of just 36 after making his fortune has been jailed after police found a haul of drugs hidden in his luxury car. Property developer James Brown's habit was so bad his nose collapsed after nine years of daily cocaine use.

• [Brainspore]

  He was initially pulled over because the officers thought there was an English Bulldog driving the car.

• [acerplatanoides]

  the hardest working man in nobusiness

• [Michele Rideout]

  Glamorous.

• [Jellodyne]

  Laugharne, Wales, late September,
  One Mr. Brown’s hot tempered,
  This man’s possessed, he’s restless,
  Armed and dangerous, drugged and reckless.

  • [SoItBegins]

     Those lines only rhyme halfway!

• [crnk]

  So he wasn’t retired? Or I guess he pulled a sports star retirement where you retire from basketball and start hawking other goods.

• [blindidiotgod]

  It’s motherf**in’ Pooh Bear!! 
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OME0n5USovo
  ‘Cept his name is James Brown and he will gun you dooown….
  lol lol

• [Difference Engineer]

  Or maybe, the hardest working man in *nose*business.

• [cstatman]

  James Brown?   really???   James Brown???    good god,  jump back,  gotta kiss myself!   HAWWWWWW

• [evets32]

  So the difference between whether we mock or pity someone’s drug habit lies in their net worth. Noted.

  • [acerplatanoides]

    it’s about the same difference as between crazy and eccentric.

• [Petzl]

  A collapsed septum is nature’s way of telling you to move on to heroine.

  • [OoerictoO]

    i loooove me them heroines, bosoms and petticoats and all.