Useless Machines in a political struggle

[Video Link] I feel cheated because this Useless Machine video runs out after only 11 minutes and five seconds.

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    1. 8 batteries and 4 cells salvaged from some patio lights 2 cells should charge 4 batteries enough to last the night and one of these things will go about 18 hours with a good charge

    1. Blue’s position gets tenuous for a half-minute or so.  Choke!  I think Blue really suffered in the polls until finally getting in the last word at 9:41.

      After a brief honeymoon and the installation of two “bipartisan” bridges, reaching out across the aisle, we’re back to Business As Usual.

    2. I regretfully call your “slow/predictable” and raise it to “music-soiled dreck”. 8:25’s where to start for a pure fix of uncut ennui.

    1.  Unfortunately neither of them disagree on most of the core issues to do with the economy or the enhancement of the wealthy.

  1. I don’t understand how you can call these machines “useless”. They were designed to turn themselves off. They have been set up, in this instance, to cause each other grief in this regard. Note that they DO in fact eventually achieve their goals. Both are off with doors closed. Then the human element gets involved again, and they’ll have to work at the problem a bit longer.

  2. wait, wait. these are not ‘Useless Machines’ they are ‘Ultimate Machines”. Calling them ‘useless’…my flabber is gasted, the horror. the beauty, the elegance…bam! Dumbed down to the lowest denominator. I’m _horrified_.

    1.  your correct.  the machine was miss named.  and by the time it was noticed it became to late

  3. Marvelous, great model of our political system, even down to the use of temporary bandaid fix to solve all problems.  One grossly out of place element is that both sides are sticking their neck out with every action and thus taking their heads out of the sand, etc etc,

  4. That’s some serious false-equivalency there when one side is tolerant and the other hates.

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