Forever Alone statue now available

The Forever Alone statue, originally featured on BB as a limited edition, is now in full production at Think Geek—and just $40 a pop.


  1. A fountain version of this, with authentic trickling tears would be killer…

    The perfect accessory for the fishbowl in which your sole living companion resides!

  2. Looks like a very serious version of Slimer from Ghostbusters.

  3. I’m sorry, but I cannot buy something that stemmed from what was free.

    Reminds me of some guy on Amazon selling books of rage comics. Ten-to-one none of them were his/hers/whoever. 

    1. So long as they don’t commit plagarism-style misrepresentation of authorship, or attempt to turn around and squash the cultural artefacts they are derived from, why not?(in the general sense, not particularly whether you’d want a forever alone bust or not)

      The derived work has its own value added(in this case, somebody had to sculpt the thing and then bang out copies) and fulfills a function(holding down the coffee table and helping ensure that you remain forever alone) that the original online images don’t. Any attempt to deny the creative debt to the original would be in deeply poor taste; but what’s illegitimate about offering a previously unavailable incarnation of the meme?

      Would you also refuse to buy a translation, critical edition, (or just plain bound copy) of a work that is in the public domain? 

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