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  • Snig

    Ant defense against zombies. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/additionofzeroes Patrick Aaron Murphy

    It’s a weird ”past-time”?  Is anyone proofreading these things?

    • blorgggg

      It’s one of my favorite hobbies!

    • http://avarana.blogspot.com MarlboroTestMonkey7

       The “errors” are actually social markers, left there to separate the literate from hoi polloi.  Ant.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Holland-Griffis/1494330239 Holland Griffis

      Pastime for the love of god.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Robert-Holmen/562023961 Robert Holmén

    “(Quitmeyer, for the record, is not a social insects researcher.)”

    If this were an interesting musical creation would we feel the need to assert that the person “is not a musician” just because he doesn’t collect a paycheck for it?

    • Sam Ley

      I think the comment was more to remind people that this isn’t what actual research is like, though I suspect many people imagine it as such. Not that Quitmeyer isn’t doing something interesting and potentially useful, it just isn’t formal research at this point (whether or not he is being paid for it).

      • saraeanderson

        Maybe it’s just to hold off the “cruelty to animals” flamewar that always ensues, so no one’s going “And IRB approved this?”  

    • blorgggg

      Howdy guys! Interesting discussion. For the record, my PhD (which I’m just starting cracking on) is on the topic of “Digital Naturalism.” The idea stems from the fact that new technology typically only comes to play in lots of animal behavioral science during the official experimentation and analysis stages, and is very useful for extracting quantitative data. However, I feel that there is an way to complement the more positivist elements of science by working with ethologists to design “performative tools” which can be used in the earlier “assay” stages of science. Here they are getting to know their organisms, their peculiarities, and building tacit knowledge with their subjects before they meticulous craft and implement their actual experiments.   It’s a process aiming to combine performance studies, critical making, and bio-media, to provide novel insights for scientists and hopefully empower their entire experimental process.
       My goal is to make it back down to panama this summer to work with my ethologist friends, set up a tropical jungle “maker-lab,” and do some situated digital design work connecting people-organisms-and digital agents and craft some fun, insightful performances and cybiotic artifacts! So wish me luck!

      Also, so, officially, I am a digital media student, working in a robot lab, that studies insects, and works with social insect scientists.but why we gotta put labels on things :)

    • abstract_reg

       Well, does he consider himself a social insects researcher? Self-identity is pretty much identity.

  • anansi133

    Next we should watch someone pull the wings off of flies. Y’know, for science!

  • SumAnon

    ♪ Single Female Lawyer ♫

  • Robert Hendrickson

    Man, if this didn’t just just become my new favorite show! “Oh, we better bite him in the head to calm him down.” Whoever writes this stuff is hilarious. Will definitely be giving Two Broke Girls a run for their money.

  • BDiamond

    How’s about we paint Quitmeyer with magnetic paint and pull him around with a giant electromagnet, like the ones used at junkyards?

  • blorgggg

    @BDiamond, I would Totally be down for that!

  • Cornan

    Wow. I’m glad so many people are rushing to the defense of the ants. THEY’RE FREAKING ANTS, PEOPLE.

    • Gulliver

      Won’t someone think of the ants‽

      Meanwhile, here’s a computer ten times smarter than an ant:
      http://singularityhub.com/2012/12/10/scientists-create-artificial-brain-with-2-3-million-simulated-neurons/

    • anansi133

      If you kill a mouse or a rat in a trap, few people are going to object. But if you videotape it and post it to youtube, it’s going to raise some eyebrows. This video isn’t so extreme as that, and if the guy were a real researcher making an authentic case for a scientific theory, he’d get a pass. This is just some yahoo harassing the wildlife and filming the results for amusement. It’s not axe murder creepy, but it’s kinds gross. That’s my artistic critique of the performance.

  • blorgggg

    This is Quitmeyer! I apologize that I tend to refer to all the lovely lady ants as “guys” or “he.” All the ones you see there are wonderful Aphaenogaster cockerelli ants. Just sleep deprived, and the cultural norms of speech take over! 

  • blorgggg

    If you want to see another use of magnetic paint, check out the prototype game, HUNGRY HUNGRY ANTEATERS. Different tools let you explore the materiality of ants! (some of which may be magnetic!) We battle the use ofI use some sticky-hand type material,

    http://dwig.lmc.gatech.edu/studio/?p=917

    or straight to the video http://youtu.be/PZVHY0Z_uGU?t=14s 

  • Daneel

    Why not put magnetic pain on ants?

    • WhyBother

      I was sold on the idea as soon as I read it!

      Although upon reflection, I may have been slightly biased by the Etch-A-Sketch+Ant Farm=Insect-O-Sketch from MST3K.

  • http://avarana.blogspot.com MarlboroTestMonkey7

    How long till the human trials?

  • katkins

    Not to get all scientific or anything, but since it seems likely that a lot of ant communication is pheromonal, how is he controlling for chemicals released by the dead ants, regardless of which colony they come from, and for those release by ants in (magnetic) distress?  

    • ocker3

       Good point, perhaps the ant is screaming out “kill me, I can’t take this anymore!!”