Snowstorms inspire a blizzard of sex ads in Craigslist personals

A quick NSFW! search in the craigslist personals classifieds for "nemo" turns up many gems, among them, "I want to get plowed harder than your driveway," and "I'm disease-free and recently tested; I'm as real as this storm." If you are an adult and you are also prepared to view poorly-lit photographs of strangers' genitalia, search the personals listings for other storm-hit areas like Boston right now for more mocking-lonely-horny-people-on-Craigslist fun.

• [otterhead]

  The ones in Boston are kind of awesome too, and with that Bostonian subtlety:
  SUCKING DICK IN BROOKLINE
  The title says it all. Big dicks to the front of the line. I’ll be here all night since Nemo has me snowed in. If you can get here I will get you off. Send stats and dick pics with “facial” as the subject line for consideration.

  • [Xeni Jardin]

    Classy.

    • [otterhead]

      Brookline is all class, apparently.
      There’s also a bunch in Boston that cleverly say “Nemo is cumming” and some that use this graphic as enticement (?)
      http://images.craigslist.org/3E43G13If5Id5N45J3d28dccabf76399611f3.jpg

      • [Xeni Jardin]

        blogging, lol

• [Donald Petersen]

  Hmph.  Lonely winter-storm folks out here in L.A. are reduced to pandering for golden showers from enlarged prostates.  Normally I love our weather out here, but it’s never, ever gotten me laid.

• [Stephan]

  Uhhyeahdude.
  “Are you reading this?”

• [Tom Leo]

  No one from Boston pronounces storm as “stawm”…

  • [AnthonyC]

    Nemo also hit long island.