Video of Obama's shape-shifting alien secret service

A shape-shifting extraterrestrial was on President Obama's security detail during his APIAC speech on Sunday. Above is video evidence. And once you have been convinced, you may want to visit the video's YouTube page for valuable information about Jesus, Satan, cures for Cancer, and that "smoking is of the devil." "OBAMA ALIEN demon UFO ghost 666 devil SECRET SERVICE"



  2. My favorite part is when the narrator actually says to disregard the cause of this weird image. ¬†It’s kind of like when religious people disregard the evidence and make something else up to fit their mythology. ¬†

    1. Yes, disregard the all the distortions and image artifacts. These shape-shifting lizard video people seem to think they have a magical ability to disregard distortions and image artifacts.

      That guy’s head is what, maybe 32 pixels tall in the original video? Depending on the video compression used, that could be between 4 and 16 macroblocks to represent his whole head. You can’t trust that to accurately represent the shape of his ear, nose and chin.

      Do they ever address the question of why the camera that picks up his transformation has to be further away than the ones that didn’t see a thing?

      1. You have to disregard the other cameras when examining this evidence. ¬†You also have to disregard things like “math” and “video compression” and “distance”. ¬†If you don’t disregard these things, you can’t see the truth. ¬†

  3. If I didn’t fear for his safety, I would want Lizardman to hang out at the coffeeshops in the youtuber’s town.

  4. Caught on video: That’s proof. You can’t argue with that. They even got it with an infrared filter! Obama is so busted.

  5. Remember that funny-looking kid back in elementary school?  The one with the oddly shaped ears, jawline, and skull?

    He was a reptilian alien shape shifter.  Just thought you should know.

    And if your children currently go to school with a kid like that, let them know what kind of taunts they should be using.

  6. I’m more worried about the pointy-eared werewolf in human form standing behind the alien shapeshifter.

  7. Christ, that’s one of the LEAST convincing shape-shift videos I’ve seen, which is saying something.¬† Most of them you can kinda go “Well, obviously that’s an artifact, but I guess I can see how it might look creepy if you were a superstitious, suggestible moron.”¬† But that’s just blurry footage of a bald guy!¬† Don’t get me wrong, the baldies might well be up to something, but I’m pretty sure their DNA is terrestrial.¬†
    Love the way the automated voice makes a dog’s dinner of pronouncing “Illuminati”.¬† ¬†

    1. Why are they unable to conquer us immediately? Did they forget something, or have the rest of them got lost?

      1. I think there’s a clue in the video – this¬†entity spends almost the entire speech peering into the auditorium trying to find his seat. Night-vision is their weakness. If the audio was better we would probably¬†hear him quietly saying “excuse me, sorry, excuse me, can I just squeeze past there, oops, sorry…”

      2. this is obviously a scout team. I mean ok, you are supposed to send your spies first to find out about the enemy before you get into fighting neck deep.  Imagine them arriving here and starting fighting right away only to find out that Earth is a hollow shell full of robots yielding phasers and lasers ready to devour them and we are nothing but a low tech decoy. Just imagine that.

  8. I soooo wish this were true.  Imagine if there really were shape-shifting aliens among us.  Life would be so much more exciting.

  9. Look at the rest of this person’s youtube feed. WTF is up with all the “sexy asian/vietnamese/china” videos that have the same biblical tagline from Thesallonians? It’s like running a schizophrenic’s journal through google translate and receiving it as Russian viagra spam.

    1. ¬†The only thing that makes sense, is that the simulation argument is true, and Bruce Sterling’s in charge of the plotline development algorithm. And he’s drunk.

  10. I may be being overoptimistic, but I don’t think humanity has a great deal to fear from shadowy alien overlords who think that the way to run a secret conspiracy is to put one of your guys front and center at a televised news conference and shape-shift into a lizardoid under the watchful eyes of a dozen TV cameras. That’s not exactly ‘stealth mode’, is it?¬†

    Or are they just mocking us? Is his next move going to be to strut up and down wearing a T-shirt that says “I’m from Zeta Reticuli VIII – ask me how” and unhinging his jaw to snack on live rats?

    1. unhinging his jaw to snack on live rats

      Hell, he could even make some walking around money by just having lunch.¬† I’d pay.

    2. What if they’re here not to conquer us, but to steal our penises? That would explain a thing or two.

  11. Why does the devil in ‘The Bible’ look exactly like President Obama? ¬†

    Well its not just the looks that add up, check out these numbers!!!!

    Obama is 44th president of the United States of America and the word “Beast” is mentioned in its singular form 44 times in the book of Revelations. The word “tribulation” is also found 44 times in the Bible. 11 in the old & 33 in the new.

    Barack Obama Born 4 August 1961 the 216th day of the year. 216 = 6x6x6A=6 B=12 C=18 D=24 E=36 etc. BARACK = 216 = 6X6X6.A=1 B=2 C=3 D=4 E=5 F=6 G=7 H=8 I=9 J=10 K=11 L=12 M= 13 N=14 O=15 P=16 Q=17 R=18 S=19 T=20 U=21 V=22 W=23 X=24 Y=25 Z=26.Barack: ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬†2+1+18+1+3+11=36¬†Hussein: ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† 8+21+19+19+5+9+14=95¬†Obama: ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† 15+2+1+13+1=32Add these: ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬†36+95+32=163¬†Multiply by the Beast: ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬†163 x 666 = 108,558 ¬† ¬†Split and Add: ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬†108 + 558 = 666″Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six”.¬†Revelation¬†13:3

        1. Just some girl named Janice from Sioux City, who just happens to be the Anti-Chris.

          How awkward.

    1. Good thing McCain didn’t get elected then. If the 44th President was destined to be the Antichrist then at least we got the Antichrist who supports universal health care and marriage equality.

    2. “Why does the devil in ‘The Bible’ look exactly like President Obama?” : Because the men who wrote the bible were just as race prejudiced as the people who thump it at everyone today.

      1. I think Abbs was talking about the modern-day History Channel series, not the loosely translated folk tales of Semitic herdsmen.

    3. 6x6x6A=6 B=12 C=18 D=24 E=36 etc. BARACK = 216 = 6X6X6.A=1 B=2 C=3 D=4 E=5 F=6 G=7 H=8 I=9 J=10 K=11 L=12 M= 13 N=14 O=15 P=16 Q=17 R=18 S=19 T=20 U=21 V=22 W=23 X=24 Y=25 Z=26 = SHAPESHIFTING ALIEN SATAN!!!!!111111

      I can.. dig it… man….

  12. Loved the music used in the background, effective piano and then the vibra-slap when it got spooky!

  13. disregard all the distortions and image artifacts…

    I bet when this turkey looks through old, vintage glass windows he thinks the world is melting outside.

    1. He’ll probably laugh so hard that he accidentally dislodges his jaw and coughs up a pig.

  14. Out of curiosity… where, precisely, is the line drawn between being a conspiracy theorist and being outright delusional?

  15. Who the hell cares if a reptile is protecting the President from fat, old right wing teabag gunmen? Let the beast do his job!

  16. Given the way people misuse the word “random” in recent years, maybe this is just a general trend of people failing to recognize their own perspectives and tendency to interpret stimuli and find meanings. People seem to think they receive meanings in a neutral, passive, unbiased way.

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