Video of Obama's shape-shifting alien secret service

A shape-shifting extraterrestrial was on President Obama's security detail during his APIAC speech on Sunday. Above is video evidence. And once you have been convinced, you may want to visit the video's YouTube page for valuable information about Jesus, Satan, cures for Cancer, and that "smoking is of the devil." "OBAMA ALIEN demon UFO ghost 666 devil SECRET SERVICE"

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110 Responses to “Video of Obama's shape-shifting alien secret service”

  1. John Fleming says:

    Comedy Gold!

  2. rvernon says:

    *Facepalm*

  3. Stephan says:

    Please let this be serious!

  4. Ari B. says:

    If awkward looking bald Zionists had superpowers, I’d be wearing a cape right now…

  5. annoyingmouse says:

    Who cares about the shape shifter?  THE REAL CONSPIRACY IS FROM 2:06 ONWARDS.  HOW ON EARTH DID THEY GET PREDATOR TO FILM THIS? SURELY THE FILMMAKERS SHOULD BE SENDING THAT GUY OUT TO SOLVE THE SHAPESHIFTER PROBLEM (the caps make it all more truer)

  6. John Kerr says:

    Isn’t that just James Carville?

  7. EL Zorrito says:

    What would David Icke Say?

  8. Conspirator says:

    My favorite part is when the narrator actually says to disregard the cause of this weird image.  It’s kind of like when religious people disregard the evidence and make something else up to fit their mythology.  

    • rrh says:

      Yes, disregard the all the distortions and image artifacts. These shape-shifting lizard video people seem to think they have a magical ability to disregard distortions and image artifacts.

      That guy’s head is what, maybe 32 pixels tall in the original video? Depending on the video compression used, that could be between 4 and 16 macroblocks to represent his whole head. You can’t trust that to accurately represent the shape of his ear, nose and chin.

      Do they ever address the question of why the camera that picks up his transformation has to be further away than the ones that didn’t see a thing?

      • Conspirator says:

        You have to disregard the other cameras when examining this evidence.  You also have to disregard things like “math” and “video compression” and “distance”.  If you don’t disregard these things, you can’t see the truth.  

  9. Rick. says:

    Only shifting I see is feet shifting.

  10. Steve LeVine says:

    Its not April Fools day yet is it?

  11. Snig says:

    If I didn’t fear for his safety, I would want Lizardman to hang out at the coffeeshops in the youtuber’s town.

  12. Bradley Robinson says:

    Why is every shape-shifter I know employed in security?

  13. Cowicide says:

    There can be no other explanation.

  14. gauch0 says:

    Caught on video: That’s proof. You can’t argue with that. They even got it with an infrared filter! Obama is so busted.

  15. itsgene says:

    Another triumph for the Mac OS “Daniel” TTS voice.

  16. Chuck says:

    Remember that funny-looking kid back in elementary school?  The one with the oddly shaped ears, jawline, and skull?

    He was a reptilian alien shape shifter.  Just thought you should know.

    And if your children currently go to school with a kid like that, let them know what kind of taunts they should be using.

  17. SteveHynd says:

    I’m more worried about the pointy-eared werewolf in human form standing behind the alien shapeshifter.

  18. SomeGuyNamedMark says:

    I knew it!  The truth is always revealed by grainy low-res images.

  19. eldritch says:

    Lord Voldemort! Obama is a Slytherin Death Eater!

  20. SumAnon says:

    ‘Berrek’ Obama?

  21. waetherman says:

    They must have the “They Live” filter attached

  22. You know, that is the LEAST weird thing on that user’s channel. In just a day, tons of bizarre uploads.

    https://www.youtube.com/user/ChinaUniGirls27945?feature=watch

  23. Christ, that’s one of the LEAST convincing shape-shift videos I’ve seen, which is saying something.  Most of them you can kinda go “Well, obviously that’s an artifact, but I guess I can see how it might look creepy if you were a superstitious, suggestible moron.”  But that’s just blurry footage of a bald guy!  Don’t get me wrong, the baldies might well be up to something, but I’m pretty sure their DNA is terrestrial. 
    Love the way the automated voice makes a dog’s dinner of pronouncing “Illuminati”.   

  24. Marios P. says:

    imagine how silly we will all feel once these aliens conquer the world and destry skynet in the process…

    • Wreckrob8 says:

      Why are they unable to conquer us immediately? Did they forget something, or have the rest of them got lost?

      • Meiles02 says:

        I think there’s a clue in the video – this entity spends almost the entire speech peering into the auditorium trying to find his seat. Night-vision is their weakness. If the audio was better we would probably hear him quietly saying “excuse me, sorry, excuse me, can I just squeeze past there, oops, sorry…”

      • Marios P. says:

        this is obviously a scout team. I mean ok, you are supposed to send your spies first to find out about the enemy before you get into fighting neck deep.  Imagine them arriving here and starting fighting right away only to find out that Earth is a hollow shell full of robots yielding phasers and lasers ready to devour them and we are nothing but a low tech decoy. Just imagine that.

  25. Engineer_ says:

    I believe. 

  26. This video was made significantly better by leaving the Napalm Death video from a few stories up playing while I watched it.

  27. Andrew Eisenberg says:

    I soooo wish this were true.  Imagine if there really were shape-shifting aliens among us.  Life would be so much more exciting.

  28. Chris Palmer says:

    Then there are these eyes in the background @ 1:24

  29. Matt Popke says:

    Look at the rest of this person’s youtube feed. WTF is up with all the “sexy asian/vietnamese/china” videos that have the same biblical tagline from Thesallonians? It’s like running a schizophrenic’s journal through google translate and receiving it as Russian viagra spam.

  30. angusm says:

    I may be being overoptimistic, but I don’t think humanity has a great deal to fear from shadowy alien overlords who think that the way to run a secret conspiracy is to put one of your guys front and center at a televised news conference and shape-shift into a lizardoid under the watchful eyes of a dozen TV cameras. That’s not exactly ‘stealth mode’, is it? 

    Or are they just mocking us? Is his next move going to be to strut up and down wearing a T-shirt that says “I’m from Zeta Reticuli VIII – ask me how” and unhinging his jaw to snack on live rats?

  31. Rtdh Abbs says:

    Why does the devil in ‘The Bible’ look exactly like President Obama?  

    Well its not just the looks that add up, check out these numbers!!!!

    Obama is 44th president of the United States of America and the word “Beast” is mentioned in its singular form 44 times in the book of Revelations. The word “tribulation” is also found 44 times in the Bible. 11 in the old & 33 in the new.

    Barack Obama Born 4 August 1961 the 216th day of the year. 216 = 6x6x6A=6 B=12 C=18 D=24 E=36 etc. BARACK = 216 = 6X6X6.A=1 B=2 C=3 D=4 E=5 F=6 G=7 H=8 I=9 J=10 K=11 L=12 M= 13 N=14 O=15 P=16 Q=17 R=18 S=19 T=20 U=21 V=22 W=23 X=24 Y=25 Z=26.Barack:                                      2+1+18+1+3+11=36 Hussein:                             8+21+19+19+5+9+14=95 Obama:                                           15+2+1+13+1=32Add these:                                            36+95+32=163 Multiply by the Beast:                            163 x 666 = 108,558    Split and Add:                                        108 + 558 = 666″Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six”. Revelation 13:3

  32. Rob says:

    I don’t know, therefore aliens.

  33. Nell Anvoid says:

    Uh…the only thing I noticed “shifting” during the video was my attention…. 

  34. Nell Anvoid says:

    Sorry, I’m a math phobe. I’ll stick with the 700 Club.

  35. I got your shape shifter right here. Oh

  36. mccrum says:

    Thanks, Obama!

  37. aurora50 says:

    Loved the music used in the background, effective piano and then the vibra-slap when it got spooky!

  38. Cowicide says:

    disregard all the distortions and image artifacts…

    I bet when this turkey looks through old, vintage glass windows he thinks the world is melting outside.

  39. Prospero761 says:

    Oh, Prunella! Thanks for leading me down the rabbit hole of Conspiracy Theory Theatre,

  40. Kendra Billings says:

    I hope the SS guy sees this. I bet he’ll get a kick out of it.

  41. Antinous / Moderator says:

    Based on the neck movements, I think that he’s related to Gustavo Almodovar.

  42. Daemonworks says:

    Out of curiosity… where, precisely, is the line drawn between being a conspiracy theorist and being outright delusional?

  43. morgane says:

    nah, the security guy is just a scientologist. totally normal.

  44. Alan says:

    Man, I hate it when my shape-shifting device fails when I’m in a crowded room!

  45. There’s a word for this, a word that may REVEAL the SHOCKING TRUTH: *ALOPECIA*

  46. Jeremy Wood says:

    That looks like dark lighting and MPEG artifacts. Or a secret reptile world government. Which one is more likely, I’m not sure.

  47. OMG light fixtures inside an enclosed building reveal an alien mutant zombie neanderthal pseaudopod…technology is amazing…

  48. T. Dampier says:

    It’s AIPAC, not “APIAC”. http://www.aipac.org
    And of *course* the Prez brought his favorite domesticated shape-shifting Grey to the command performance. Duh.

  49. kelev says:

    Brought to you by…All the people who think Jesus was a white Christian.

  50. Cowicide says:

     Don’t let this guy near housecats.

    I just remembered this from over 10 years ago or so (thank you, fish oil) and was able to dig up a link (thank you, google):
    Nudist thwarts evil shape-shifting housecats

  51. Paul Bryden says:

    I really miss the X-Files,

  52. Deidzoeb says:

     Does it count as pareidolia if the meaningless images you use are artifacts of low lighting or zoom?

  53. ursula says:

    Who the hell cares if a reptile is protecting the President from fat, old right wing teabag gunmen? Let the beast do his job!

  54. Michael Vella says:

    The narrator of this video definitely has a non human voice. 

  55. Alessandro Arcidiacono says:

    a shapeshifter can’t work??! they have family too! stupid racists..

  56. Deidzoeb says:

    Given the way people misuse the word “random” in recent years, maybe this is just a general trend of people failing to recognize their own perspectives and tendency to interpret stimuli and find meanings. People seem to think they receive meanings in a neutral, passive, unbiased way.

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