Former Tennessee legislator "drove 90 MPH while masturbating out window"

Tom Kludt quotes a witness:

"At over 90 miles per hour, he had his penis out [the window]... he was masturbating... and that's when it got really, really bad. I wouldn't look over any more, and I wrote his tag number down on my hand, which I believe he noticed, and he exited very quickly."

I've never heard the euphemism "exited" before, but hey, Tennessee's a pretty weird place. [Talking Points Memo]

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