Rumor: Gold iPhone rumored [Rumor]

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24 Responses to “Rumor: Gold iPhone rumored [Rumor]”

  1. theophrastvs says:

    wow that’s some impressive first sentence there.

    but wasn’t there always the option of a bling covered case? (eg zazzle)

  2. jerwin says:

    That’s how we get them, Jony. A fucking Gold iPhone. The holdouts. The insane ones. The shitheads. The oil wives and Russian drug dealers. We have to make tools for these kinds of people.”

    Brilliant!

  3. TooGoodToCheck says:

    I consider myself a relatively up-to-date anglophone, and yet this is my first exposure to the turn of phrase “to smooth out someone’s meat”

  4. xy9ine says:

    fuck yeah, that’s a brilliant piece of prose, rob. i wish to subscribe to your podcast. 

  5. Andy Herbert says:

    Reading this article literally gave me a headache.

  6. JoeBuck says:

    Thanks for the reference to the funniest short SF story ever.

    http://www.terrybisson.com/page6/page6.html

  7. Sigmund_Jung says:

    That’s just a rumor.

  8. Mike Cane says:

    This should abuse all of your meat. A *real* gold iPhone 5.
    http://tu.pcpop.com/pic-898072.htm#1

  9. SedanChair says:

    What am I meant to take from this post, other than “Rob Beschizza has entered some kind of fugue state”

  10. johnbiggs says:

    You iphone fanboys don’t even know what google is having in the new operating sys Fried Fish which is coming to nexus4 sgiv and joojoo tablet

  11. johnbiggs says:

    BIASED REPORTING BECAUSE GOLD 

  12. Mark Hunter says:

    A gold star for this, Rob. Would that it were more real than this iPhone. 

  13. pjcamp says:

    Wouldn’t a meat iphone be all kinds of better? You could jack it until it’s smooth and stuff.

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