Rumor: Gold iPhone rumored [Rumor]


24 Responses to “Rumor: Gold iPhone rumored [Rumor]”

  1. theophrastvs says:

    wow that’s some impressive first sentence there.

    but wasn’t there always the option of a bling covered case? (eg zazzle)

  2. jerwin says:

    That’s how we get them, Jony. A fucking Gold iPhone. The holdouts. The insane ones. The shitheads. The oil wives and Russian drug dealers. We have to make tools for these kinds of people.”


  3. TooGoodToCheck says:

    I consider myself a relatively up-to-date anglophone, and yet this is my first exposure to the turn of phrase “to smooth out someone’s meat”

  4. xy9ine says:

    fuck yeah, that’s a brilliant piece of prose, rob. i wish to subscribe to your podcast. 

  5. Andy Herbert says:

    Reading this article literally gave me a headache.

  6. JoeBuck says:

    Thanks for the reference to the funniest short SF story ever.

  7. Sigmund_Jung says:

    That’s just a rumor.

  8. Mike Cane says:

    This should abuse all of your meat. A *real* gold iPhone 5.

  9. SedanChair says:

    What am I meant to take from this post, other than “Rob Beschizza has entered some kind of fugue state”

  10. johnbiggs says:

    You iphone fanboys don’t even know what google is having in the new operating sys Fried Fish which is coming to nexus4 sgiv and joojoo tablet

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  12. Mark Hunter says:

    A gold star for this, Rob. Would that it were more real than this iPhone. 

  13. pjcamp says:

    Wouldn’t a meat iphone be all kinds of better? You could jack it until it’s smooth and stuff.

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