Let me be the nearly the first to say Steve would never have allowed this, even if in fact he demanded it for years and the entire organization had to adopt an incredibly tense and dangerous set of procedures to allow him to think that one was in development without it ever actually being manufactured, including but not limited to the ostentatious hiring of a top executive from a rival tech company solely for the purpose of making Steve think it was happening, who ultimately "failed" and was "fired" to smooth out Steve's meat, while a fake scandal about antenna problems was placed in the media to smooth out our meat. But now a final promise must be upheld, an utterance honored from the threshold of the New Life: "That's how we get them, Jony. The gold iPhone! The holdouts. The insane ones. The oil wives and Russian drug dealers. We have to make tools for these kinds of people."
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A leaked memo from Apple CEO Tim Cook to his staff explaining why he met with Donald Trump — a guy who called Apple traitors for refusing to defeat their own security — explains the rationale: “tax reform.”
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The 2016 World Series game 7 will undoubtedly go down in history as one of the greatest baseball games of all time. With endless suspense, a nefariously-timed rain delay, and extra innings, it reminded over 40 million viewers why they love America’s pastime – and why all bets were truly off in 2016. Savor the […]