Man in jail for putting E.T. in freezer

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16 Responses to “Man in jail for putting E.T. in freezer”

  1. Dylan Edwin Hoover says:

    “He was locked up for five days for fabricating lies and disrupting normal social order.” Are these Confucian values at play here? The social order trumps individual outbursts, no matter how inane?

  2. Dylan Edwin Hoover says:

    “He was locked up for five days for fabricating lies and disrupting normal social order.” Are these Confucian values at play here? The social order trumps individual outbursts, no matter how inane?

  3. tré says:

    You can get locked up for fabricating lies in China? Man, their government leaders must live in jail.

    • Brainspore says:

      Only lies that “disrupt normal social order.” 

      Or for that matter, truths that disrupt normal social order.

    • Antinous / Moderator says:

      You can get locked up for fabricating lies in China?

      Only artisanal lies. Lies fabricated in government lie factories are fine.

  4. Deidzoeb says:

    “A farmer in eastern China killed an extraterrestrial and put him on ice.”
    Him? To paraphrase Austin Powers, that’s not a man, baby.

  5. Stefan Jones says:

    The material looks like, gawd help me, potsticker dough.

    A giant ET dumpling . . . that would rock!

  6. Preston Sturges says:

    As a child I saw the Minnesota Ice Man, and it was a real piece of art. 

  7. toobigtofail says:

    “He was locked up for five days for fabricating lies and disrupting normal social order.”

    Ah, if only we could do that in the U.S. – we’d have congress locked up and unable to do anyth…  oh…  wait…  that’s where we are now…

  8. bombblastlightningwaltz says:

    IF he made up the alien ‘dolly’, he shows remarkable imagination providing the alien with 2 penis’s. I assume those are penis’s and not vulva protrusions of the groinial area.

  9. millie fink says:

    The truth is . . . in there.

  10. dainel says:

    Just imagine the trouble he’ll be in if it wasn’t fake. Five days in jail wouldn’t even be the beginning …

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