Man in jail for putting E.T. in freezer

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A farmer in eastern China killed an extraterrestrial and put it on ice. After he posted photos online, police reportedly showed up and determined that the ET is fake. According to the New Zealand's 3 News, "He was locked up for five days for fabricating lies and disrupting normal social order." Or to keep him quiet about The Truth! "Man jailed for out-of-this-world lies"

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  1. “He was locked up for five days for fabricating lies and disrupting normal social order.” Are these Confucian values at play here? The social order trumps individual outbursts, no matter how inane?

  2. “He was locked up for five days for fabricating lies and disrupting normal social order.” Are these Confucian values at play here? The social order trumps individual outbursts, no matter how inane?

  3. You can get locked up for fabricating lies in China? Man, their government leaders must live in jail.

    1. Only lies that “disrupt normal social order.” 

      Or for that matter, truths that disrupt normal social order.

    2. You can get locked up for fabricating lies in China?

      Only artisanal lies. Lies fabricated in government lie factories are fine.

  4. “A farmer in eastern China killed an extraterrestrial and put him on ice.”
    Him? To paraphrase Austin Powers, that’s not a man, baby.

  5. “He was locked up for five days for fabricating lies and disrupting normal social order.”

    Ah, if only we could do that in the U.S. – we’d have congress locked up and unable to do anyth…  oh…  wait…  that’s where we are now…

  6. IF he made up the alien ‘dolly’, he shows remarkable imagination providing the alien with 2 penis’s. I assume those are penis’s and not vulva protrusions of the groinial area.

  7. Just imagine the trouble he’ll be in if it wasn’t fake. Five days in jail wouldn’t even be the beginning …

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