By Rob Beschizza at 10:33 am Mon, Jun 24, 2013
never going to click that link…
Oh, please. Cars have been taking it up the tailpipe for years. Link is SFW, individual image links aren’t.
But why does the Mysterbator also pop the tires? Dick move in more ways than one.
¿So that it can’t get away from him?
Seriously risky click.
If Internet comments were just my response as if this was spoken to me:
my actual response was “wait, what?” but yeah, definitely definitely the same area.
A bicycle? What a #^&!(% sicko!
That’s like getting turned on by an anorexic twelve year old… Now, put a John Deere between my legs and I’ll show ya what being a man is all about!
There’s more to it: it seems the perpetrator is holding a photo in his hands while he does this. The couple are concerned that it’s a photo of her (it’s also her bike).
Also: the link goes to a news story. You don’t have to view the video.
Pray, what’s the link between slashing bicycle tires and jacking off? Is the first act just spiteful? If that’s the case, the bicycle itself is not getting sexually assaulted, just vandalized. The lewd acts committed in public are a separate nuisance.
PS: I have not seen the video and the link is just a written article that doesn’t quite clarify the situation
I clicked through further and found the video. Nothing horrific, but it does show him holding a photo during the act.
In both cases, the videos loaded so slowly, I gave up.
Perforation and puncture fetish?
I’m considering what the dutch would make of this fietsen fetish.
It makes perfect sense if he’s stalking the woman who owns the bicycle.
Of all the characters to cross into reality who would have predicted Steve the Drunk?
Cover the bike in chili pepper juice?
Would this make one a registered sex offender in the U.S.? I enjoyed the non-hysterical, matter of fact way the Swedes described how he was dealt with: In the hospital getting some mental help. No bigs…
Glorified panty sniffer
Certainly someone has a copy of The Third Policeman around that can quote that very, um, sensual paragraph about the bicycle.
Maybe if it was a P3 Carbon with Zips front and back, then I could see it.
Damn you, Rule 34! Damn you to hell!
ObSF: “Machine Screw” by John Sladek
More onanism than bicycle sex. but yes there is something disturbing about this. Maybe he is related to the phanton saddle sniffer that was going around the UK recently?
bicycles law masturbation
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