Bicycle sexually assaulted

A bicycle owner, sick of his ride being molested by a mystery masturbator, set up a video camera to catch the villain in the act. [The Local]


  1. A bicycle?  What a #^&!(% sicko! 
    That’s like getting turned on by an anorexic twelve year old… Now, put a John Deere between my legs and I’ll show ya what being a man is all about!

  2. There’s more to it: it seems the perpetrator is holding a photo in his hands while he does this.  The couple are concerned that it’s a photo of her (it’s also her bike).

    Also: the link goes to a news story.  You don’t have to view the video.

  3. Pray, what’s the link between slashing bicycle tires and jacking off? Is the first act just spiteful? If that’s the case, the bicycle itself is not getting sexually assaulted, just vandalized. The lewd acts committed in public are a separate nuisance.

    PS: I have not seen the video and the link is just a written article that doesn’t quite clarify the situation

  4. Of all the characters to cross into reality who would have predicted Steve the Drunk?

  5. Cover the bike in chili pepper juice?

    Would this make one a registered sex offender in the U.S.? I enjoyed the non-hysterical, matter of fact way the Swedes described how he was dealt with: In the hospital getting some mental help. No bigs…

  6. Certainly someone has a copy of The Third Policeman around that can quote that very, um, sensual paragraph about the bicycle.

  7. More onanism than bicycle sex. but yes there is something disturbing about this. Maybe he is related to the phanton saddle sniffer that was going around the UK recently?

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