Man sues Apple for failing to save him from smut

"The Plaintiff became totally out of synch in his romantic relationship with his wife, which was a consequence of his use of his Apple product." [Above the Law via DF]

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  1. C'mon, dude, you used a product whose logo is an apple with a bite taken out of it. Surely you weren't expecting something other than corruption at the hands of original-sinning harlots, were you?

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