Kim Jong Un "fed uncle" to dogs

"North Korean leader Kim Jong Un's powerful uncle was stripped naked, thrown into a cage, and eaten alive by a pack of ravenous dogs, according to a newspaper with close ties to China's ruling Communist Party," reports NBC News. "Jang and other aides were completely eaten up." Dear biologists and mafia pigfarmers: is this credible? Sounds to me like a placed story intended to make Kim look in-charge.

Update: probably untrue, reports the Washington Post.

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  1. Nonsense, Dear Leader was merely refuting imperialist lies about 'malnutrition in Best Korea'; by demonstrating the willingness of even the highest members of the government to sacrifice for the good of others and the nation!

  2. Kim DjonUngo Unchained?

  3. Uh.... that was true. They eventually found the remains of that poor woman's baby... AFTER she spent 3 years in prison.

  4. Everyone knows that gangsters use pigs. dogs are super lame.

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