North Korean leader's girlfriend probably undead


Musical performer Hyon Song-wol was reported to be Kim Jong-un's girlfriend. Last August, news spread that she was shot dead on the North Korean leader's orders, after he spotted her in a sex tape. At least part of that story is apparently not true. She may or may not be a zombie.

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  1. As a child of the 80's and repeatedly being told the USSR's army was filled with high tech weaponry and Dolph Lundgren super soldiers (or more recently, the smoking-gun-mushroom-cloud of Iraq), I tend to be skeptical of any news about North Korea. Western governments, the media and even North Korea has a vested interest in portraying them as wackos.

  2. I bet she's doubleplus undead.

  3. Same as the rumor of his uncle having been fed alive to wild dogs.
    Making shit like that up probably isn´t too helpful, it´s not like the NK regime isn´t bad enough in real life.

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