You can eat burritos without a firearm?

These firearms enthusiasts can't eat fast-food disarmed.

Chipotle doesn't want people bringing guns into their restaurants. People with guns apparently do not want to go eat at Chipotle if unwelcome. Everyone wins, right?

Nope! #boycottchipotle has arisen. Linked above is Freakout Nation's collection of hilarious tweets from people who can not eat a burrito without the security of a loaded firearm.

This tweet, from the collection, suggesting thieves will prey on under armed Chipotle customers is the dumbest thing I've heard today:

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  1. Thanks to the NSA's Project Dreamscape we have footage of one of the guy's dreams:

    'cept they probably will be shooting several bystanders' eyes out.

    Edit: Note to self, "Don't wear striped "bandit" shirt to TX Chipotles"

  2. At gunpoint is the only time you'd find me eating from Chipotle.

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