Obstruction of justice. Intentional interference in interstate commerce. Securities fraud. These are but a few of the "embarrassment of riches" that U.S. Attorney for New Jersey Paul Fishman has at his disposal "when it comes to choosing which charges to level against [NJ Governor Chris] Christie allies and potentially the governor himself," according to Salon and Esquire. Maybe if Christie and his union-busting pal, Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker, ask their judges nicely, they can be cellmates!