Jack Burton is one of the greatest Hollywood characters of all time. He is the hero of Big Trouble in Little China, and an inspiration to us all. He is also now a twitterbot: @jackburtonbot. Every four hours you'll get one of his many, many classic lines from the movie.
Enjoy!
Well, ya see, I'm not saying that I've been everywhere and I've done everything, but I do know it's a pretty amazing planet we live on here, and a man would have to be some kind of FOOL to think we're alone in THIS universe. — Jack Burton
This is the same script as used for Sherman T. Botter.
