5 things I'll be doing while you're at Burning Man

Snipped from 5ives:

Five things I'll be doing while you're at Burning Man

1.carefully stewarding my pallor

2. repeatedly watching Law & Order: Special Victims Unit on the TiVo

3. defecating indoors — copiously, often, and without queueing

4. not tongue-kissing a sweaty Java programmer in clown makeup named "Shanti"

5. wearing clothes–lots and lots of square, capitalist, heinous-body-covering clothes

Link (Thanks, Jason Schultz!)