Turtlesale.com is selling mutant, eyeless turtles as pets

Doesn't everyone want a mutant, eyeless turtle for a pet?

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These little babies are true miracles of nature.  They have the same parents as Stevie our no eyed mascot. They are truly unique in every way. They are smart and adapt quickly.  They aren't shy either, when they hear your voice they become excited just like any seeing turtle does.  The one thing they need help with until they are use to their surroundings is feeding and as smart as these little fellows are it won't take long for them to get adapted to your feeding schedule.  So if you have the time and love for a special needs turtle, order one of these little gems today and enjoy them for a lifetime.

Link (thanks, steve lodefink!)

Reader comment: Stefan says: Blind turtles aren't the only mutant animals you can buy. There's a
strain of mice available with an inherited neurological defect that
causes them to spaz out and spin around as they walk. These "Dancing
Mice" were once sold through the Johnson Smith novelty catalog! Link