Sex toys that speak to you in your own voice

Fleshbot reports on a newly-released "multispeed vibrator with a recording device which allows you to 'record your own voice, your lover’s or download voices from anonymous strangers to fulfill your most lustful ambitions.'" Like an electronic Hallmark card with benefits. Link.

Top Ten Voices We Do Not Need to Hear Emanating From a Dildo:

(10) bananaphone
(9) hamsterdance
(8) it's peanut butter jelly time
(7) doughboy
(6) Mister Hanky
(5) Smurfs
(4) Teletubbies
(3) gonads and strife
(2) pick any family member
(1) "your lover's or your own"