* Bruce Schneier doesn't need steganography to hide data in innocent-looking files. He just pounds it in with his fist.
* Bruce Schneier's secure handshake is so strong, you won't be able to exchange keys with anyone else for days.
* Most people use passwords. Some people use passphrases. Bruce Schneier uses an epic passpoem, detailing the life and works of seven mythical Norse heroes.
Link, here's why it's funny, and here's the Real Bruce Schneier. (thanks, John)