Last week we held a contest for the best zombie-themed haiku. It was very hard choosing a favorite, because most of them were really good!
The winning entry was penned by vekuum:
You lopped off my arms!
Thanks, now I can squeeze through your
Windows at night. Yum!
Vekuum wins the game of Plants vs. Zombies, plus a copy of Ryan Mecum's book Zombie Haiku (shown above).
Here are the runners-up (sorry, no prize):
Gray rain falling down
Neighbors becoming Zombies
in cold October
Brains are like candy,
sweet grey matter slips through lips,
My arm just fell off.
The radio told
me that I would be safe here
Though dead, it lives on.
Zombie? Brain-eating corpse? No:
Budget for plastic
guns, pasta guts, Wilhelm scream,
is budget enough.
crunching through his brain
I realized I no longer cared
whether he loved me
Within the coffin
the cry came from a dead man
Groaning getting loud
Barricades won't hold for long
Nice knowing you all
Thanks to everyone for playing!
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