Driver cited for hitting Lord Jesus Christ

Lord Jesus Christ was hit by a car in Northampton, Massachusetts last week. From the AP:

The 50-year-old man is from Belchertown. Officers checked his ID and discovered that, indeed, his legal name is Lord Jesus Christ. He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries.

"Lord Jesus Christ (his real name) hit by Mass. car" (Thanks, Bob Pescovitz!)