Millions of 5-year-olds have found their calling

The following is an actual headline and subhead from The Christian Science Monitor: "Monkeys Hate Flying Squirrels Report Monkey-Annoyance Experts: Japanese macaques will completely flip out in when presented with a flying squirrels, a new study in monkey-antagonism has found. The research could pave the way for advanced methods of enraging monkeys." (Thanks to my husband, who came out while I was mowing the lawn to tell me that he'd found something that had to be posted to BoingBoing immediately.)