PR firm boss will fire you if you don't replace milk in fridge after using the last drop

"I am gravely serious when I write this – if I catch someone not replacing the milk, or at least, in the case where the downstairs store has close [sic] already, not sending an email to the office so the first person that arrives (usually Christa or me) can pick one up upon arrival – then I am going to fire you. Im not joking. You will be fired for not replacing the milk, and have fun explaining that one to your next employer. This is not a empty threat so PLEASE don't test me."—Douchiest boss in the world, via Gawker/Business Insider.