"Bitter at the ascendency of man, these scheming apes brewed this deadly virus in their jungle lairs." — David Attenborough†.
† The Onion.
Animals Spread Disease Constantly
Satirical website's Clarence Thomas joke an A+
Internet satire website The Onion posted a might-as-well-be-real jab about the Supreme Court's famously for-sale Justice. WASHINGTON—Telling Americans that they must act now to avoid losing out on the chance… READ THE REST
The Onion founder reveals tips for boosting creativity
Scott Dikkers is the founder and longest-serving editor-in-chief of The Onion. In an interview with Big Think, he explained to Kevin Dickinson his approach to the creative process and offered… READ THE REST
Charlie Kirk is afraid of his kitchen condiments
Charlie Kirk, a professional conspiracy theorist who uses his platform to promote Christian nationalism and spread lies about voter fraud and COVID-19, is now afraid of the food in his… READ THE REST
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