"Bitter at the ascendency of man, these scheming apes brewed this deadly virus in their jungle lairs." — David Attenborough†.
† The Onion.
Animals Spread Disease Constantly
The Onion will be back in print
The Onion, recently freed from private equity owners who didn't know how any of this works, is going back into print. Ben Collins, a former disinformation reporter for NBC News… READ THE REST
Satirical website's Clarence Thomas joke an A+
Internet satire website The Onion posted a might-as-well-be-real jab about the Supreme Court's famously for-sale Justice. WASHINGTON—Telling Americans that they must act now to avoid losing out on the chance… READ THE REST
The Onion founder reveals tips for boosting creativity
Scott Dikkers is the founder and longest-serving editor-in-chief of The Onion. In an interview with Big Think, he explained to Kevin Dickinson his approach to the creative process and offered… READ THE REST
Why rent when you can own Microsoft Office and Windows 11 Pro for $55?
TL;DR: Until September 29, own Microsoft Office and Windows 11 Pro for $54.97—a practical, one-time purchase. Ever thought about owning your software instead of paying for it over and over, just like all… READ THE REST
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TL;DR: Find the best deals on fresh produce and more by joining BJ's Wholesale Club with a 1-year membership with BJ's Easy Renewal® starting at $20! Yuck! The strawberries and spinach you just… READ THE REST
Look like a genius at work with Microsoft Visio 2021
TL;DR: Get Microsoft Visio Professional 2021 for just $19.97 (reg. $249) through September 29. Imagine being able to turn your complex ideas into clear, visual stories that anyone can understand—no need for endless… READ THE REST
