How to ruin something

I was watching this fantastic intro to one of my favorite tv shows of all time, Land of the Lost, when I saw this 1991 remake linked in the related content. This seems like a How-Not-To guide for remakes.

The new lyrics have the same simple honesty of "Marshall, Will and Holly, on a routine expedtion…" but lack the magic.

This world is strange and new

see the triple moons,

but don't you turn your back or

you'll become a snack

Cuz some Tyrannosaurus

could be hungry for us