Rooftop goat confounds police, 'only respects one man'

In an article that provides only laughter, the Metro reports on a goat stuck on an Oregonian roof: "‘The goat will charge you,’ one neighbour told the officers during the incident last week. Another told the perplexed Gresham police team that the ‘goat only respects one man’ and warned them to stay away." (Thanks, Sal!)