Have you checked out Boing Boing's awesome Valentine's Day Gift Guide?

From a glittering silver heart pill container pendant (fits 6 small antipsychotic pills comfortably) to a $500 sex machine and a 55-gallon drum of lube, we've truly got you covered. There's a genuine English Picnic Basket with all the fixins, a dart board, D20 and Death Star ice-molds, various vibrators, chocolate, and a book that explains love through chemistry. Check it out.

Boing Boing: Gifts for Lovers