The second-dumbest tattoo in America

From the Morning Sentinel, a story about a gentleman in Norridgewick, Maine, who has the silhouette of a gun tattooed to give the impression that he has one tucked into his belt.

David Leaming

Michael Smith went outside shirtless after being awakened Tuesday morning, yelling at a tree removal company to get off his property. The workers thought they saw a gun in his waistband and called police. Smith, who'd gone back to bed, was awakened again minutes later — this time by Maine State Police at his front door, backed up by a group of troopers with assault rifles in his driveway. They were asking him via a megaphone to come out of his house