Teletubby breaks into home, steals food


Hard times for the faded TV stars.

Police said he went into the victims' refrigerator and dumped Chinese food into a "man purse" before leaving. A door was damaged during the incident, police said.

Police said they caught up with him and identified him as the suspect, but the victim initially declined to press charges.

"I guess the victims thought about it and the landlord got involved with the damage," Bethlehem police Chief Mark DiLuzio said.

It's not clear which Teletubby was responsible, but the manpurse strongly indicates Tinky-Winky. The alien (see?) was charged with criminal mischief and disorderly conduct.